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THIS SLOGAN ISN’T GOING TO CUT IT … 

This website has made no secret of its contempt for U.S. Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-S.C.). Hell, we busted on him earlier today as a matter of fact … 

In addition to being a chronic raider of Bill Cosby’s wardrobe, Clyburn is a free speech-hatin’, money-wastin’, nepotism-lovin’, gun-seizin’, amnesty-grantin’, money-printin’ Friend of Barack.

Still … unless he gets caught molesting a dead goat (and the person who catches him with said goat takes a picture of said molestation), there’s no way he’ll ever lose the gerrymandered South Carolina sixth congressional district.

In fact now that we think about it, the “goat thing” probably wouldn’t be enough to cost Clyburn his seat. He’s there until he quits – or dies.

That’s not stopping “Republican” Anthony Culler from throwing his hat in the ring, though.

Who is Anthony Culler? Good question. We’ll get right on that …

According to Culler’s Facebook page, he’s working with a pair of campaign slogans – “I’m not here for the party, I’m here for The People” and our personal favorite “Like Red, White And Blue … This Culler Is For You!”

Oh … dear …

Gotta love them Pee Dee “Republicans” right?

Channeling the never-before-used (<- sarcasm) David v. Goliath metaphor, Culler wants supporters to give him money in symbolic, Jesus-themed denominations.

“While I understand that Congressman Clyburn has a million dollar head-start in campaign donations I do not believe God sent me into this battle with just a slingshot,” Culler states. “I am asking for everyone that believes South Carolina should be ‘7 For 7’ to make a donation with a ‘7’ in the donation. The donation of choice would be a donation of $7.77!”

Oh, Lord …

Somebody cue Mike + The Mechanics …