SOUTH CAROLINA GETS HIGH MARKS FOR ITS SEXUAL LONGEVITY …
Well, well … the Palmetto State has finally gotten something right …
The state that ranks “first in everything bad and last in everything good” got a rare positive nod for its sexual prowess … well, its sexual longevity.
How does South Carolina stack up?
Pretty well, comparatively. At 4 minutes and 48 seconds, the Palmetto State ranks No. 4 overall – trailing only Idaho (5:11), West Virginia (5:38) and New Mexico (7:01).
Those totals don’t count foreplay, obviously … or the fact that West Virginia and South Carolina may be padding their margins with lots of cousin-on-cousin sex.
At the wrong end of this metric? Georgia (2:07), Montana (2:03), Vermont (1:48), South Dakota (1:30) and Alaska (1:21).
Sheesh … where are Billy Ward and the Dominos when you need them?
UPDATE: Or LL Cool J … the source of our headline.