Finally … Something For SC To Brag About?
Men in South Carolina may be dumb, poor and lazy … but they’ve got something big going for them.
Or at least they think so …
According to an unscientific (yet hilarious) publicity stunt by online condom dispenser Condomania.com, South Carolina ranks No. 10 nationally in penis size. Well … let’s rephrase that: South Carolina ranks tenth nationally in terms of the size of condoms its men order.
“All condom sales data was compiled by state,” the company explains. “Then, the percentage of customers purchasing small or large size condoms was compared to the total of customers who purchased regular sized condoms.”
The most well-hung state by these calculations? North Dakota.
The least-hung? Mississippi.
Hmmmm … maybe the Magnolia State was just “in the pool.”