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Rob Ford, Everybody

Rob Ford is the mayor of Toronto. He’s morbidly obese. He often drinks to excess. He has admitted to smoking crack cocaine (after previously denying allegations he smoked crack cocaine). He’s a mess, in other words. Case in point? Ford’s response to questions about a former staffer who claims he…

Rob Ford is the mayor of Toronto. He’s morbidly obese. He often drinks to excess. He has admitted to smoking crack cocaine (after previously denying allegations he smoked crack cocaine).

He’s a mess, in other words.

Case in point? Ford’s response to questions about a former staffer who claims he propositioned one of his female policy advisors for oral sex.

“The last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says that I wanted to eat her p*ssy,” Ford said. “Olivia Gondek – I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home, thank you very much.”

Wow …

Here’s the video …

Ford later apologized for his comments, citing “stress.”

“The revelations yesterday of cocaine, escorts, prostitution has pushed me over the line and I used unforgivable language and again I apologize,” he said. “These allegations are 100 percent lies. Today I acted on complete impulse in my remarks.”

You know, other than his love of unnecessary government subsidized public transportation, Ford’s fiscal record isn’t terrible. He’s lowered Toronto’s vehicle tax, slowed the growth of property taxes, privatized garbage collection and forced concessions out of government employee unions.

He’s clearly got other, um, “issues” though …

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28 comments

idcydm November 14, 2013 at 4:35 pm

He’s morbidly obese. He often drinks to excess. He has admitted to smoking
crack cocaine (after denying allegations he smoked crack cocaine).

If it was good enough for D.C. it’s damn sure good enough for Toronto.

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marion barry November 14, 2013 at 5:42 pm

I’m not morbidly obese!

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PattiAnne November 14, 2013 at 10:37 pm

Sounds a lot like Rush Limbo too. Maybe the Canadians will take him off our hands.

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? November 14, 2013 at 4:46 pm

The more time pols spend smoking crack, screwing their aides, drinking, etc., the less time they ostensibly have to screw the rest of us.

If we had a nation of President Camacho’s in office, the world would be a better place…and we’d all have our electrolytes.

That being said, he was being grilled by the council member the other day and asked one of them, “Have you ever smoked pot?”

There was never an answer. lol….leave the fat crack head be I say…better to know what he’s up to than have him keep you guessing.

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shifty henry November 14, 2013 at 6:38 pm

Now I know where Jakie Knotts went. ’cause I can’t believe there could two of them!

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The Colonel November 15, 2013 at 7:34 am

Bastard love step child?

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? November 15, 2013 at 9:27 am

He’s obviously got history there.

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shifty henry November 14, 2013 at 6:42 pm

He better be in top form tonight because Mrs. Ford is going to make him EAT THOSE WORDS!

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jimlewisowb November 14, 2013 at 7:47 pm

It’s no secret that he eats his wife’s pussy

The last time he crawled on top she suffered double hip displacement, a ruptured disc and her bladder was compressed to the point that she was unable to pass urine for a week

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CarolinaGirl November 15, 2013 at 1:38 am

He’s named after such a popular person in history, after all. A back shooter.

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The Colonel November 15, 2013 at 7:39 am

And in the understatement of the day, “…I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home, thank you very much…”

It’s abundantly clear you “…got more than enough to eat at home” Shamu.

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The Colonel November 15, 2013 at 7:58 am

And in the understatement of the day, “…I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home, thank you very much…”

It’s abundantly clear you “…got more than enough to eat at home” – Shamu.

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JJEvans November 15, 2013 at 8:07 am

Every time I see this guys photo I think of Chris Farley.

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major major November 15, 2013 at 8:35 am

He might have a future as a motivational speaker, thrice-divorced.

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GrandTango November 15, 2013 at 9:54 am

Obama, the president of the United States, is Imploding on himself (as I delight in it, and) as I told you extreme F*#king leftwing NAZIs he would…and your F@*king lord-god FITS is obsessed w/ some MAYOR in another country…If Ron Paul was president, w/ his lead D!*k-sucker, FITS, Wouldn’t this mayor’s behavior be encouraged by FITS and Ron Paul???

It’s no wonder we got the piece of $#!* in chief as president. We have complete, dullard dumb@$$#$ like FITS and has so many fools and imbeciles following him.

You people are probably so F@*king Stupid you don’t even understand how right I am about you, Obama and FITS, the head dolt-in-charge of your minds..

PS: Doesn’t the self-loathing, pack-think FITS usually tell you F@*king idiots that Rob Ford could only happen in South Carolina…???..How stupid can you be???

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tomstickler November 15, 2013 at 11:17 am

Not as stupid as you, apparently.

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GrandTango November 15, 2013 at 12:37 pm

Tom’slicker.. you told us Obama was a Godsend, with free, better quality Healthcare for all.

You said the Bush economy was horrible and Obama would bring more jobs, lower gas prices and peace throughout the world…

Turns out You’re a BIG, F*#K!N Idiot (like I said you are)…and the god you suck is a freakin’ liar and thief….

Your movement is dead, and it collapsed on itself, as I Told you it would, as FITS told you Romney was worse than H#!!…turns out you both jerked-off the devil and now America is paying for your ignorance and bliss…

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Jonestown Kool-Aid® November 15, 2013 at 1:36 pm

What’s up with all the gay sex, Sweetie?

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GrandTango November 15, 2013 at 1:58 pm

Like most Leftwing NAZI BIGOTS…you sound like a homophobe. All the while lining up the stupid mother-f*#k#*s in the gay community, and robbing the dumb@$$#$ blind…

Just like you rape the idiots in the Black Community, who vote in lockstep w/ your pimp politicians, who lord over generations of poverty…getting rich themselves (see Obama, Jackson and Rev. Wright)….

Leftwing racism is lucrative, especially for lazy-@$$ community organizers, who are afraid of work…

Jonestown Kool-Aid® November 15, 2013 at 2:09 pm

You sound like the fucking lunatic we’ve grown to love, Biggs. Homophobe? Look at my avatar, dumbass, then look in the mirror. There’s your homophobe, nazi bigot.

As to your last two paragraphs, go see a shrink. Oh, that’s right, you make less than 10,000 a year and your goverment assisted Medicaid probably doesn’t cover it. Lazy, broke ass moocher.

Penus Williams November 15, 2013 at 12:42 pm

You got one thing right, GT. No one “understands how right you are” about anything.

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Grand Tango's Boy November 18, 2013 at 2:31 pm

My dear Mr. Tango, What anger you espouse.. Why? And what is your fixation with FITS? A Bromance? I must admit I have tingly feelings for Mr. Folks but for such a daddy as yourself to be attracted to Mr. Folks as well just titillates me. Gets my juices flowing and without the aide of that diamond shaped blue pill. What I wouldn’t give to see you two dance. Who would dominate whom? Your homo-eroticism is a fascinating study in psychotherapy. If you would like I can message you with my contact info. Being the submissive that I am would love to have a stiff talking daddy like yourself to blister my ass and keep me in the subservient role to which I was born.. If this talk excites you and your andro gel has you standing at attention give me a holla Big Tomohawk or Grand T or which ever name you are posting under these days sweetie… XOXOXOXOXO

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GrandTango November 18, 2013 at 3:22 pm

You people are trite dullards. Can you EVER find something original???..You sound like one of your top homophobes, Alec Baldwin, who also has a penchant for abusing women.
And: If you are not ANGRY, you are a stupid son of a b!*#h, likely sitting on your lazy @$$ waiting on free drugs, sex w/ animals, food stamps and a welfare check.

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No Longer Grand Tango's Boy November 18, 2013 at 3:45 pm

My my.. Daddy I have obviously been a bad boy. Will u punish me please? I am gainfully employed so I get no freebies.. Sorry to disappoint. Don’t do animals so if you are looking for some bestiality I guess I am not for you. There is a guy in Conway that has an interesting affair with a horse maybe some relation to you.. Now I am sad and will have to go away and drown my sorrows in some cognac as Grand Tango is no longer my friend. While one is on the subject of trite and dullard and originality I must say your use of the symbols across the top of the keyboard is most impressive. Keep up the good work stud.. See ya Pops..

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i wonder November 15, 2013 at 11:11 am

y’all sure that ain’t jakie knotts?

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 15, 2013 at 1:38 pm

Dude shoulda owned it:

“Hell no, I never said I’d eat her pussy. I said that I’d let her suck my dick. But after all of this shit, she won’t even get that pleasure, lying bitch!!”

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shifty henry November 15, 2013 at 1:49 pm

Why does this guy remind me of — Hermann Goering,,?

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Sambo November 15, 2013 at 4:08 pm

i like everything about the guy except his chosen profession – politics

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