#ObamaFail Website: “Give Us A Month”
The Death Star is about to become fully operational, people …
U.S. President Barack Obama’s socialized medicine website will be ready to inflict maximum damage on the American economy beginning on December 1, according to Jeffrey Zients – Obama’s former budget manager who has been tapped as an emergency “Mr. Fix-It” for the broken site.
“By the end of November, HealthCare.gov will work smoothly for the vast majority of users,” Zients said Friday. “The HealthCare.gov site is fixable. It will take a lot of work, and there are a lot of problems that need to be addressed.”
Specifically, Zients said a new “general contractor” would be called in to oversee the site’s repair.
“These are bugs that prevent the software from performing the way it’s supposed to work,” he said. “There’s a punch list of fixes, and we’re going to punch them out one by one.”
Now we will “witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational battle station.”
Congressional hearings on the broken Death Star – a.k.a. Healthcare.gov – were held this week by Republicans eager to discuss something other than their latest unconditional surrender to the Obama administration.
Contractors called to testify blamed the government for imposing additional conditions on the project and failing to adequately test the site.
Government then sat there with a not-so-bright look on its face …