Brocephus: “I Done Told Y’alls Once”
If you ain’t never heard you better ask somebody cause I been on here before but this time it’s Sirius.
Whiny little punk a$$ b*tch Sic Willie is running off at the mouth again talking sh*t about ‘Merica like he always does. This time he found some test done by a bunch of faggoty a$$ Europeans saying all ‘Mericans are stupid.
Well Sic Willie is stupid cause he can’t even spell that word right in his headline. It’s S-T-U-P-I-D genius. I’m from Red Bank, South Carolina and I know how to spell. And you better clickety click right here if you don’t believe me.
So yeah … maybe Sic Willie should learn to spell like me before he starts running off at the mouth.
But that ain’t my beef. My beef is with Sic and all these other people saying ‘Merica is dumber than the other countries.
Where the f*ck you get that, dawg?
I done told y’all once about all the stuff this country made but it looks like y’alls need a refreshment so here goes: ‘Merica made hats you can put drinks in. And Viagra. And light bulbs. And breast implants. And pontoon boats. And XBoxes.
You think the damn Japs could make anything as badass as an XBox? Didn’t think so.
So when you see Japan at the top of that Eurofag list of smart people, remember those dumb a$$es are leaking all their nuclear power into the damn ocean right now because a little earthquake and some floodin’ kicked their asses. Stupid sons of bitches!
Here in ‘Merica we kick the earthquake and the flood’s ass … just liked we kicked the ass of them Japs. Hell when it gets to floodin’ I gets to muddin … in a Chevy Silverado, b*tch. Cause I don’t drive no Jap trap. You Jap f*ckers think you’re smarter than us? Then how comes I can haul eighteen hundred more pounds of Grade-A American poontang erectile in my Silverado?
Riddle me that Sic Willie.
I done told y’alls once, “don’t be believin the crap you read on this website.” Now you can take Brocephus to the bank one more time: ‘Merica is the smartest country in the world – and we will kick anybody’s ass that says different.
Brocephus Jones is a native of Red Bank, S.C. He is currently employed at Shamick Farms in Batesburg-Leesville, S.C. In his spare time he enjoys “f*ckin’, drinkin’ and shootin’ stuff.”