Comments on: “Unbelievably Small” Military Action, Kerry Vows http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/unbelievably-small-military-action-kerry-vows/ Politics, Sports and Pop Culture Wed, 17 Sep 2014 09:29:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.7.4 By: Same ol' Same ol' http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/unbelievably-small-military-action-kerry-vows/#comment-387900 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 02:01:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125301#comment-387900 Damn, I should read the posts first. Sorry, thought I was being original. I’m unique, just like everyone else.

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By: Same ol' Same ol' http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/unbelievably-small-military-action-kerry-vows/#comment-387899 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 01:59:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125301#comment-387899 That’s what she said.
(sorry, couldn’t help it)

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By: shifty henry http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/unbelievably-small-military-action-kerry-vows/#comment-387859 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 21:25:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125301#comment-387859 Kerry must be talking to Nikki — he likes her magical pointing finger!

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By: Gregory Geddings http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/unbelievably-small-military-action-kerry-vows/#comment-387792 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 17:45:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125301#comment-387792 sex for one…half a doozy of the other.

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By: This just in . . . http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/unbelievably-small-military-action-kerry-vows/#comment-387771 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 16:22:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125301#comment-387771 Kerry Shocked to Be Taken Seriously

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Secretary of State John Kerry said today that he was “shocked and flabbergasted” that the Russians heeded his suggestion about Syria’s chemical weapons, telling reporters, “After four decades in public life, this is the first time someone has taken me seriously.”

“Whether as a senator, a Presidential candidate, or Secretary of State, I’ve devoted countless hours to thunderous and droning speeches that people have consistently tuned out,” he said. “So naturally, to be listened to all of a sudden came as something of a shock.”

But after the novelty of not being ignored wore off, Mr. Kerry said, the Russians’ assertion that he had said something worth paying attention to “seemed like a trick.”

“You mean to tell me that after decades of spewing mind-numbing rhetoric I all of a sudden blurted out an idea worth acting on?” he said. “It doesn’t pass the smell test.”

At the White House, spokesman Jay Carney welcomed the Russians’ engagement in the Syria crisis, but warned that “further actions based on John Kerry’s remarks will not be tolerated.”

“We ask the Russians to be constructive participants in this process,” he said. “And taking John Kerry seriously is a clear violation of international norms.”

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By: shifty henry http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/unbelievably-small-military-action-kerry-vows/#comment-387714 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 14:09:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125301#comment-387714 The humor and wit posted daily on Fitsnews is the only thing helping me to maintain both my sanity and mental balance.. Hmmm, or is it “humorless wit” — or “witless humor” …..

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By: shifty henry http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/unbelievably-small-military-action-kerry-vows/#comment-387646 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 00:42:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125301#comment-387646 Thanks, TBG – I think I finally got it for the most part, but still need to play with it. It’s not as simple as just copying something to another word document.

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By: shifty henry http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/unbelievably-small-military-action-kerry-vows/#comment-387644 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 00:28:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125301#comment-387644 testing a message

whatever you want italicized three

whatever you want boldly three

whatever you want underlined three

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By: TontoBubbaGoldstein http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/unbelievably-small-military-action-kerry-vows/#comment-387606 Mon, 09 Sep 2013 22:28:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125301#comment-387606 Just copy and paste “(i) whatever you want italicized (/i)” into the comment box and change the “(s” ” to “s”, respectively. Then hit Post as Shifty Henry.

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By: Gregory Geddings http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/unbelievably-small-military-action-kerry-vows/#comment-387603 Mon, 09 Sep 2013 21:48:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125301#comment-387603 Ha! Good stuff!

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