Comments on: Iowa Earns Its Drunk Ranking http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/iowa-earns-its-drunk-ranking/ Politics, Sports and Pop Culture Thu, 24 Jul 2014 07:46:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.7.3 By: ? http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/iowa-earns-its-drunk-ranking/#comment-387868 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 21:53:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125309#comment-387868 I understand that perfectly, but aren’t there some illusions worth enjoying?

You know, “suspension of disbelief’ is a key component of self enjoyment artistically speaking.

If nothing else, sexual antics with 1 real and 2 imagined women certainly constitute “high art”.

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By: TontoBubbaGoldstein http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/iowa-earns-its-drunk-ranking/#comment-387852 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 21:13:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125309#comment-387852 “Seeing triple“, not “seeing triplets“.

One talks to the tits in the middle because the ones on each side are only figments of one’s intoxicated optic nerve…

TBG, to his eternal regret, can offer no Pro Tips on “seeing triplets”…

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By: ? http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/iowa-earns-its-drunk-ranking/#comment-387796 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 17:53:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125309#comment-387796 Six tits are better than two. Why pick just one?

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By: 9" http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/iowa-earns-its-drunk-ranking/#comment-387676 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 10:13:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125309#comment-387676 Some easy poontang,there(hey,man.smell my finger!),plus,he’s the only occifer in the pic.Looks like fun times,after the formalities…

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By: TontoBubbaGoldstein http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/iowa-earns-its-drunk-ranking/#comment-387653 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 01:15:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125309#comment-387653 Yep. Surprised they forgot to include “slurred speech” and “glassy eyed”. Although maybe the officer would have felt somewhat hypocritical had he put “glassy eyed” in his report…

There are some DUI lawyers in Iowa salivating over this.

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By: TontoBubbaGoldstein http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/iowa-earns-its-drunk-ranking/#comment-387652 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 01:09:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125309#comment-387652 Pro Tip:
When seeing triple…talk to the one in the middle.

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By: TontoBubbaGoldstein http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/iowa-earns-its-drunk-ranking/#comment-387651 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 01:05:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125309#comment-387651 Which hand?

*Asks innocently*

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By: shifty henry http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/iowa-earns-its-drunk-ranking/#comment-387650 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 00:48:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125309#comment-387650 Where is that cop’s hand going?

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By: shifty henry http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/iowa-earns-its-drunk-ranking/#comment-387649 Tue, 10 Sep 2013 00:47:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125309#comment-387649 Yes —- triplets!

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By: Ted Vick http://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/09/iowa-earns-its-drunk-ranking/#comment-387639 Mon, 09 Sep 2013 23:46:00 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=125309#comment-387639 Do you know if she’s seeing anyone?

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