There’s a funny web video up in which a depressed college football fan (representing himself to be a supporter of the University of South Carolina) claims the school’s arch-rival Clemson was able to defeat Georgia due to an unreported case of food poisoning.
“Clemson played Georgia knowing they were all f*cked up from food poisoning,” the fan says in the clip. “And they’re still celebrating and taking the win as if it was a fair win.”
In fact he says the NCAA held an “emergency meeting” to discuss “whether (Clemson’s win) will be vacated.”
Ha!
Funny, funny stuff. Take a look … although consider yourself warned, some of the language in the video is NSFW (a.k.a. “Not Safe for Work”).
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Wow …
If this guy is really a Gamecock fan, we would echo the sentiments of one of the video’s commenters who referred to him as “an idiot wrapped up in a moron” and another Gamecock supporter who said “I wish I could disown you from our fan base.”
If this guy is a Clemson fan spoofing the Gamecock Nation, then all we can say is mad props … both for the concept and the flawless execution.
Hilarious!
FIRST REACTIONS
@fitsnews funniest thing I've seen in a while. Laughing so hard that I'm crying.
— Mr. Waggles (@SMF_Waggles) September 2, 2013
@fitsnews typical chicken…So used to making excuses, he's now making them for other teams. We lost, period. Hats off to Clemson.
— Travis A. Butler (@TravisAButler) September 2, 2013
@fitsnews You ever seen those fainting goats in Calistoga, Ca.? That what Saturday night reminded me of.
— Keith Griffin (@TigermanKeith) September 2, 2013
19 comments
“T” ?
HA! +2 for that. You know Big T made an appearance on The State newspaper last week. Their spam filters must be better than ours.
http://bigtsc.blogspot.com/
Remember kids, just say “no” to Meth.
UGA sucks.
See ya next weekend Cock.
It’s almost getting tiresome beating UGA. Almost.
Is he a USC Upstate student?
HAW – HAW – HAW!!! This guy’s delivery is terrific…..
Just what we “Carolina” fans need, a “Clemson Tom” clone…..
You’re welcome for breaking this “story” last night for you
https://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/01/dabo-swinney-i-dont-know-if-georgia-faked-injuries/
Now this is hilarious… so is every team faking injuries when clemson plays them??? Will usc beat ga though????
What was up with all the injuries the UGAs had; Such delicate flowers…
News Flash! If the team had food poisoning they wouldn’t have been able to even dress out. This guy needs to find a hobby. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
I just had to leave a response for the idiot. If you can’t find it here is the link: http://youtu.be/Rc1Ene6St78
Hasn’t this guy appeared in a previous video on Fitsnews?
Excuses excuses…
No way that guy is Carolina. Not funny. Just stupid.
UPDATE! And he’s only 5 semesters away from graduating the University of Phoenix!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM38dCQXqEw