We quit watching MTV when the network quit airing music videos (and starting airing teen reality television programs), but for reasons defying logic MTV still hosts a video music awards show each year.
Again … even though the network doesn’t show music videos.
The latest iteration of this show occurred last night, and was marked (marred?) by a six-and-a-half minute performance from Miley Cyrus – the former Hannah Montana of Disney fame.
Take a look …
Um … yeah. That bit at the 3:50 mark is called “twerking,” people.
For the uninitiated, twerking is defined by Urban Dictionary as “the rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal.”
Oh … and you’ll never be able to look at a foam finger the same way again.
Lots of people disapproved of Cyrus’ gyrations (and her foam “fingering”), but the recipient of her twerking – singer Robin Thicke – loved it.
“That was dope,” he tweeted after the show.
Oh well, at least for a few hours MTV was playing music again …
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Will you please just start the Hot Lawyer Competition?
Her 15 minutes are just about up.
Now I know how my parents felt when I had MTV on in the 1980’s. Does Robin Thicke work as an insurance salesman at his day job?
There’s no way MTV could have been THAT bad, ever. I refuse to believe it.
Seriously! I watched a lot of MTV when in my twenties and it was never
“THAT” bad.
Her daddy must be very proud. However, if she is the sort of girl who gets your motor running there is a “twin” living in Columbia area (now about 26 years old).
Hell, I used to lobby her Granddaddy back in Kentucky. Don’t know what he thought of it, but I could not watch past the first 30 seconds. Basically embarrassed for her lack of talent.
Man, Thicke is the spitting image of his father without all the unnecessary class. Good thing for both of them that crabs can’t make their way around clothes.
This picture really encapsulates the horror that was her “fashion” of the evening:
http://i.imgur.com/aQuJBZy.jpg
She looks like she’s on some pretty hard drugs through her little song, too. Wow. I’m guessing this is what she is doing to get away from her Disney image, but damn, this makes cliche sex tapes seem normal.
Good Grief! Did YOU take that photo?
Most of the time, I find female butts to be very attractive. That is just damn grotesque.
I’ve seen two-headed babies in jars that are more appealing…(SC State Fair-60’s)
No shit, man!!!!!!
Ok, the suspense is killing me. Come on and show us the pics of the heat rash, crotch rot, or other results of wearing these non-breathable drawers for the duration of that skit. It has to be horrific.
Damn. Dudes are grabing their dicks every five seconds during their sets and nobody says shit about it. As soon as some girl starts “twerking” it becomes scandalous.
Red Bank appears to be missing one of its young women….
Her “twin” was living in the St. Andrews/Irmo area when I met her.
Daddy must be pleased. Don’t forget this little jewel. Daddy must be getting ready to have another daughter.
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/06/miley200806
Ugly tongue……..just my opinion.
I don’t quite understand her sudden obsession with sticking out her tongue. Give her another couple years and we’ll start seeing “stolen” sex tapes.
It just makes me think that she’s desperate for attention…sad.
I prefer the alternate definition listed a bit further down the page at the Urban Dictionary: “A series of movements made by females of the humanoid variety as an expression of contempt for their fathers.”
In retrospect,MTV used to be great-1st heard this,there.Killer song
John Doe is still making great music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emY12SGdrIM
Black chicks have some really big butts.”The kind you can whip w/a car antennae”.
Hell I’ve seen several you could whip with a car door and still not get full coverage.
This is one repulsive chick.
Those dancing bears, they appear shorter than Miley. I was trying to imagine where they got all of those short people to put inside of the bears. Hmmm…, I wonder if former CPD Chief Scott is in one of them.