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Last week a man in Ypsilanti, Michigan was hospitalized after trying to rip off his own genitals while under the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms.

According to CBS Detroit, the 41-year-old man “had lost enough blood to make it a life threatening situation.”

Earlier this year, a 39-year-old man in China’s Guangdong province tried to imitate a scene from a pornographic movie he was watching by inserting a live eel into his anus – only to suffer massive internal bleeding when the creature attempted to gnaw its way out.

The man was drunk at the time of the incident, according to the doctor who treated him …

Crazy, huh?

In case you’re just figuring it out, people are nuts. And drugs and alcohol clearly don’t help when it comes to exercising sound judgment.

But as our founding editor wrote earlier today, those decisions ought to be up to them … right up to the point where they are required to pay for the cost of their own stupidity.

Especially that part …

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