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Crestfallen Bruins’ Fans Turn To Porn

In the blink of an eye, the Boston Bruins saw their shot at a second Stanley Cup in three years disappear … Up by a goal with less than a minute-and-a-half remaining in the third period of Monday night’s Game Six of the Stanley Cup finals, the Bruins fell apart…

In the blink of an eye, the Boston Bruins saw their shot at a second Stanley Cup in three years disappear …

Up by a goal with less than a minute-and-a-half remaining in the third period of Monday night’s Game Six of the Stanley Cup finals, the Bruins fell apart – allowing two goals in seventeen seconds to the Chicago Blackhawks, who won their second cup in the last four seasons.

How did deflated Bruins’ fans respond to this soul-crushing collapse? That’s easy: They turned to porn …

In fact according to one analysis of adult web traffic,  “all of Boston (turned) to Pornhub to take out some of that pent up aggression.”

Take a look at the stats …

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Ha!

Check out that post-game spike, people … it’s almost phallic-looking (well with one really, really low-hanging nut).

Anyway … the Bruins played an amazing series against Chicago. And while their fans are understandably heartbroken, it’s good to see them dealing with that in a healthy way. After all, nothing says “winner” like drowning your sorry in a little online porn.

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:32 am

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Frank Pytel June 28, 2013 at 5:32 am

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