Clothing Optional Housekeeping?
Life is hard in the “New Normal” – a.k.a. the not-so-robust post-recessionary economy in which we find ourselves – but there will always be work for women willing to take their clothes off. Case in point? Dirty Girls Housekeeping, a cleaning service for home or office that offers its customers “clothing optional” service.
“We will clean your home or office topless, in the nude, or in the fantasy costume of your choice,” Dirty Girls’ website notes. “We also provide lawn and garden care, errand services, erotic cooking services, and party bartending, hosting, and waitressing services.”
“Our housekeepers are screened to ensure they are honest, friendly, and skilled and enthusiastic in their jobs,” the site adds.
Of course the Dirty Girls aren’t that dirty.
“If sex solicitations occur during the job, it will be terminated immediately without refund of payment, and law enforcement may be contacted,” the site states.
Dirty Girls currently offer their service in three South Carolina markets – Charleston, Columbia and Myrtle Beach. In fact the company is advertising for positions on Craigslist.
“This is a clothing-optional housecleaning service with clientele that are screened for your safety. You will work in a safe and comfortable atmosphere and can work as much or as little as you want, at a minimum of $25 an hour,” the ad states.
Damn … that’s good money.
“The client’s job is to WATCH, while the housekeeper’s job is to clean and be sexy,” the ad continues.
Sounds simple enough …
Anyway, here are a few of the Dirty Girls stripping down in the Palmetto State …
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