By fitsnews – March 21, 2013A South Carolina Democratic political operative is facing potential embarrassment after a photograph of his (erect?) penis wound up in the wrong hands … err, on the wrong phone.
FITS has yet to ascertain the identity of the operative in question, although we’re told he’s an African-American with connections to several prominent Democratic politicians. We’re also told the “member” in question is a chode – or a penis with more girth than length.
Obviously we have no problem with people sending out pictures of their various, um, “areas.” In fact our founding editor used to love sending pictures of his junk to female lobbyists at the S.C. State House. Like … habitually.
The only difference? In the extremely likely event a picture of Sic’s “Willie” ever surfaces, expect him to immediately claim responsibility for the member in question … and then take a few victory laps around the S.C. State House.
Anyway, the Democratic “chode-gate” is the second dick pic scandal to rock the Palmetto State this year. Earlier this year an Alabama GOP operative (and U.S. Congressional Staffer) accused former SCGOP attorney (and Twitter firebrand) Todd Kincannon of sending her a picture of his penis. Of course several weeks later the same woman posted several X-rated images of her own vagina … prior to going pretty much bonkers on the internet.
Fun times …
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