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Chode Encounters Of The Political Kind

A South Carolina Democratic political operative is facing potential embarrassment after a photograph of his (erect?) penis wound up in the wrong hands … err, on the wrong phone. FITS has yet to ascertain the identity of the operative in question, although we’re told he’s an African-American with connections to…

A South Carolina Democratic political operative is facing potential embarrassment after a photograph of his (erect?) penis wound up in the wrong hands … err, on the wrong phone.

FITS has yet to ascertain the identity of the operative in question, although we’re told he’s an African-American with connections to several prominent Democratic politicians. We’re also told the “member” in question is a chode – or a penis with more girth than length.

Obviously we have no problem with people sending out pictures of their various, um, “areas.” In fact our founding editor used to love sending pictures of his junk to female lobbyists at the S.C. State House. Like … habitually.

The only difference? In the extremely likely event a picture of Sic’s “Willie” ever surfaces, expect him to immediately claim responsibility for the member in question … and then take a few victory laps around the S.C. State House.

Anyway, the Democratic “chode-gate” is the second dick pic scandal to rock the Palmetto State this year. Earlier this year an Alabama GOP operative (and U.S. Congressional Staffer) accused former SCGOP attorney (and Twitter firebrand) Todd Kincannon of sending her a picture of his penis. Of course several weeks later the same woman posted several X-rated images of her own vagina … prior to going pretty much bonkers on the internet.

Fun times …

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15 comments

? March 21, 2013 at 3:27 pm

If you do the victory lap it must be naked.

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Right March 21, 2013 at 3:27 pm

Andre will run with you.

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? March 21, 2013 at 4:02 pm

Ha! Probably only if he can run behind Will.

Reminds me of the gay rooster joke:

http://jokeslab.com/jokes/97/animal-jokes/gay-rooster/

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? March 21, 2013 at 3:27 pm

If you do the victory lap it must be naked.

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Right March 21, 2013 at 3:27 pm

Andre will run with you.

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? March 21, 2013 at 4:02 pm

Ha! Probably only if he can run behind Will.

Reminds me of the gay rooster joke:

http://jokeslab.com/jokes/97/animal-jokes/gay-rooster/

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Pager March 21, 2013 at 8:45 pm

Just ask a certain page, errr intern, she will know just whose chode it is.

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Pager March 21, 2013 at 8:45 pm

Just ask a certain page, errr intern, she will know just whose chode it is.

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9" March 22, 2013 at 1:03 am

yo:

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9" March 22, 2013 at 1:03 am

yo:

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9" March 22, 2013 at 9:16 am Reply
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Uncle Remus March 22, 2013 at 1:14 pm

Oh I hope this is Jim Clyburn! I could imagine him w a chode. I wouldn’t know given my length and girth.

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Uncle Remus March 22, 2013 at 1:14 pm

Oh I hope this is Jim Clyburn! I could imagine him w a chode. I wouldn’t know given my length and girth.

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John Dugan December 29, 2014 at 10:27 am

Hopefully the chode is in good health at least – something that can’t be said for all men’s members. More guys need to regularly use a top flight penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) to help with dry/flaky skin, loss of sensation, odor, etc.

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