The South Carolina State House is ground zero for a major genital herpes epidemic – one which has reported affected “scores” of lawmakers, lobbyists, bureaucrats and political operatives (and many of their spouses).
FITS became aware of this epidemic earlier this month when we were approached by the spouse of a prominent male politico, a woman who claims to have contracted the disease from her cheating husband at some point within the last six months. The woman says her contraction of the disease may be used as evidence of infidelity in a forthcoming divorce case.
Since then we’ve received literally dozens of reports from inside the State House echo chamber indicating the extent of this epidemic – which appears to be rampant among the Palmetto State’s political class.
“Lots of people have it, and that’s just the group of people who know about it,” one lobbyist familiar with the situation tells FITS. “What’s scary is the number of people who probably have it but down’t know about it – and the amount of unprotected sex that goes on
It’s not just young female political operatives who have “the herp,” either. We’re told “multiple” lawmakers are affected, and that at least one statewide elected official has contracted the virus. Another statewide elected official reportedly has an “undisclosed” sexually transmitted disease that may be genital herpes.
Gross, right?
Barring specific references of these diseases in public documents (or on-the-record, publicly aired allegations), we’re not going to “name names” regarding the individuals who have allegedly been exposed as part of this epidemic. We’ve heard dozens of names, obviously, but unless there is some big public reveal associated with it – we’re not going to “go there.”
Free advice, though? If you’re interested in knocking boots with anybody involved in the incestuous world of Palmetto politics, you better “glove your love.”
Or in the words of the Fabulous Thunderbirds … “wrap it up.”
There is no cure for herpes, however the condition can be controlled with medication.
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Could this be the reason for the Eckstrom-Payne brou-ha-ha?
Which reminds me, what is it called when birds get it? —– chirpes!
Why is it so bad when they do get it? —– it’s hard to tweet!
Joking aside, I had a girl friend who was honest about having herpes (from being raped) and kept me informed about it – we never had any problems with it. It is a very serious problem and more prevalent than I would have thought.
Rape, or herpes?
Could this be the reason for the Eckstrom-Payne brou-ha-ha?
Which reminds me, what is it called when birds get it? —– chirpes!
Why is it so bad when they do get it? —– it’s hard to tweet!
Joking aside, I had a girl friend who was honest about having herpes (from being raped) and kept me informed about it – we never had any problems with it. It is a very serious problem and more prevalent than I would have thought.
Rape, or herpes?
Be careful FIts, those HIPAA Laws can grab you in the groin. Nevertheless, I think it is a public service you are providing, giving everyone a heads-up to the problem.
Be careful FIts, those HIPAA Laws can grab you in the groin. Nevertheless, I think it is a public service you are providing, giving everyone a heads-up to the problem.
And those in SC who are in the “want to be seen” crowd will continue to send their sons and daughters to the State House to serve as interns. Blue blazers and short skirts will continue to be the dress code for interns.
You don’t have to be a state house intern to have the herp, just a frequent campaign volunteer…
And those in SC who are in the “want to be seen” crowd will continue to send their sons and daughters to the State House to serve as interns. Blue blazers and short skirts will continue to be the dress code for interns.
You don’t have to be a state house intern to have the herp, just a frequent campaign volunteer…
Good story. There was no point in doing a story on Jenny Sanford having “crabs”. Just look at her. She always has them, even on good days.
Good story. There was no point in doing a story on Jenny Sanford having “crabs”. Just look at her. She always has them, even on good days.
Q: What’s the difference between SC Legislators with Herpes vs SC Legislators that are Married?
A: Herpes lasts forever.
Q: What’s the difference between SC Legislators with Herpes vs SC Legislators that are Married?
A: Herpes lasts forever.
Wouldn’t touch any of those guys regardless. Just another reason to have a little decency and morals. Some people would have to look those words up to know what they mean.
Wouldn’t touch any of those guys regardless. Just another reason to have a little decency and morals. Some people would have to look those words up to know what they mean.
All politicians are a disease to society
Amen Brother!!!!!
All politicians are a disease to society
Amen Brother!!!!!
Will the policy council be asking for a sled investigation?
Was it Tim’s wife. Did he get the herpes from his boss?
My money says it’s Larry Marchant’s wife spilling the beans.
If I were a betting man, it’s a certain political consultant and a certain intern. Not hard to guess.
Bill and Monica….You don’t say….
My bet would be a certain upstate (two) Senator and/or the trashman contiguious bloodline.
Or a young female political “operative” who has a track record of getting into some high level campaigns… possibly Nikkis?
Wait – is this the girl who had an article published here on, uh, whatever it was? Long dark hair? LL?
My money is on one of her friends… that one that always hangs out with Delinda and Kelly Payne. If anyone has the herp it’s those three.
Her and her friends, while FITS likes to describe them as political operatives, when they’re just dumb college co-eds sleeping their way through the state house, breaking up families in the process. Likely spreading around all sorts of good stuff. Their parents should be so proud.
Will the policy council be asking for a sled investigation?
Was it Tim’s wife. Did he get the herpes from his boss?
My money says it’s Larry Marchant’s wife spilling the beans.
If I were a betting man, it’s a certain political consultant and a certain intern. Not hard to guess.
Bill and Monica….You don’t say….
My bet would be a certain upstate (two) Senator and/or the trashman contiguious bloodline.
Or a young female political “operative” who has a track record of getting into some high level campaigns… possibly Nikkis?
Wait – is this the girl who had an article published here on, uh, whatever it was? Long dark hair? LL?
My money is on one of her friends… that one that always hangs out with Delinda and Kelly Payne. If anyone has the herp it’s those three.
Her and her friends, while FITS likes to describe them as political operatives, when they’re just dumb college co-eds sleeping their way through the state house, breaking up families in the process. Likely spreading around all sorts of good stuff. Their parents should be so proud.
If you screw a politician, you’re bound to wind up with some kind of disease!
If you screw a politician, you’re bound to wind up with some kind of disease!
LIBERTARIAN/Sanford MOTTO: “We advocate every form of Degenrate Behavior known to mankind: BUT: we reserve the right to OUT you once we discover you’ve indulged in the activity we so strongly encourage.”
Elect Mark Sanford, Nancy Mace or Tom Davis…and you too can be featured on FITS, w/ all the innuendo and sordid details….
Ask yourself this big idio”T”. Would a dna trace of the infection lead back to NIMRATA as the original source of the infestation?
I don’t know. You’re the one obsessed w/ the bedroom lives of people. I hate that sin results in sickness and misery…but when I try to tell you Leftwing dolts that…you just go Ape-Crap…
You are sooooo sensitive. And deep to.
YOU BETCHA!
YOU BETCHA!
How many gym socks you go thru with each issue of Penthouse?
Gym socks? See, I have a box…
LIBERTARIAN/Sanford MOTTO: “We advocate every form of Degenrate Behavior known to mankind: BUT: we reserve the right to OUT you once we discover you’ve indulged in the activity we so strongly encourage.”
Elect Mark Sanford, Nancy Mace or Tom Davis…and you too can be featured on FITS, w/ all the innuendo and sordid details….
Ask yourself this big idio”T”. Would a dna trace of the infection lead back to NIMRATA as the original source of the infestation?
I don’t know. You’re the one obsessed w/ the bedroom lives of people. I hate that sin results in sickness and misery…but when I try to tell you Leftwing dolts that…you just go Ape-Crap…
You are sooooo sensitive. And deep to.
YOU BETCHA!
YOU BETCHA!
How many gym socks you go thru with each issue of Penthouse?
Gym socks? See, I have a box…
I thought Sanford (The Line Crosser) had to vacate the State House???
Wonder if he crossed the line on the China trip? “I don’t remember if I sat in coach or first class”. Don’t remember on a 20 hour flight. Really?
Yeah, I’ve said that before. You are right, you don’t forget a 20 hour flight. If you’re in coach, you’ll know it, painfully so. In coach, you can’t liquor up enough to make it through.
I thought Sanford (The Line Crosser) had to vacate the State House???
Wonder if he crossed the line on the China trip? “I don’t remember if I sat in coach or first class”. Don’t remember on a 20 hour flight. Really?
Yeah, I’ve said that before. You are right, you don’t forget a 20 hour flight. If you’re in coach, you’ll know it, painfully so. In coach, you can’t liquor up enough to make it through.
Does Haley’s security detail have to protect her from this too.
Get Keels to issue a supply of condoms.
but wouldnt that be hypocrtitcal to the abstinance only education from the DoE?
Does Haley’s security detail have to protect her from this too.
Get Keels to issue a supply of condoms.
but wouldnt that be hypocrtitcal to the abstinance only education from the DoE?
Is the herpes infecting the politicians, or are the politicians infecting herpes?
Damn you, Smirks!!!!! I will be up all night pondering that question.
;-)
Nicely played, sir! The ultimate chicken-or-the-egg question…
I would like to offer that only herpes is treatable.
Is the herpes infecting the politicians, or are the politicians infecting herpes?
Damn you, Smirks!!!!! I will be up all night pondering that question.
;-)
Nicely played, sir! The ultimate chicken-or-the-egg question…
I would like to offer that only herpes is treatable.
Why couldn’t it be AIDS making the run around the pol class? Then again, you’d never know Magic Johnson has it…
Why couldn’t it be AIDS making the run around the pol class? Then again, you’d never know Magic Johnson has it…
So disgusting. Bunch of sluts are interns and a bunch of politicians are whores.
So disgusting. Bunch of sluts are interns and a bunch of politicians are whores.
OMG – aside from the reality of a person actually having any sexually transmitted diseases – this story and the posts are HILARIOUS!! This is our state legislature at it’s finest!!! It’s smacks of connotations of a 1960’s free love hippie pot smoking nudie commune with clusters of glazed eye legislators (eyes glazed from stupidity and their own arrogant self importance rather than pot) milling about exchanging bodily fluids in threesomes and moresomes, while they are supposed to be doing our work. Thank you FITS, I think you missed your calling, nobody can touch these pieces in the political satire they suggest. With so much material and the natural point of view in the articles, this is an area FITS can’t be beat.
Seems as if I remember being involved in some of this at the McKittricks Bridge sandbar!
haven’t heard I guess I miss all the good gossip!
It wuz a 60’s thang.
OMG – aside from the reality of a person actually having any sexually transmitted diseases – this story and the posts are HILARIOUS!! This is our state legislature at it’s finest!!! It’s smacks of connotations of a 1960’s free love hippie pot smoking nudie commune with clusters of glazed eye legislators (eyes glazed from stupidity and their own arrogant self importance rather than pot) milling about exchanging bodily fluids in threesomes and moresomes, while they are supposed to be doing our work. Thank you FITS, I think you missed your calling, nobody can touch these pieces in the political satire they suggest. With so much material and the natural point of view in the articles, this is an area FITS can’t be beat.
Seems as if I remember being involved in some of this at the McKittricks Bridge sandbar!
haven’t heard I guess I miss all the good gossip!
It wuz a 60’s thang.
condoms do nor guarantee safety.the herpes sore or lesion may be in an area that is not covered by the condom.don’t touch the sores and then touch your eyes,mouth or what not;preferably your not,instead of your what,it can spread through,self-infection.abstain from sex altogether during an outbreak,although this advice will be lost on SC politicians,but since all of them have it,who cares? ‘bet the crabs are next…
condoms do nor guarantee safety.the herpes sore or lesion may be in an area that is not covered by the condom.don’t touch the sores and then touch your eyes,mouth or what not;preferably your not,instead of your what,it can spread through,self-infection.abstain from sex altogether during an outbreak,although this advice will be lost on SC politicians,but since all of them have it,who cares? ‘bet the crabs are next…
It was the toilet seat……………or more to the point,men and women having sex on the toilet seat.
It was the toilet seat……………or more to the point,men and women having sex on the toilet seat.
Donehue, obviously. Probably Sawyer, too.
Donehue, obviously. Probably Sawyer, too.
FitsNews has already outed the statewide official by examining his/her court documents from a former marriage; and publishing a story during that official’s seeking of the GOP nomination.
That particular article should never have been published; and it’s strange that you now recant the “outing” policy now that this particular politico faces a promotion (another statewide campaign of higher profile) in the near-future, and has proven him/herself to be a solid conservative.
Sanford! No wonder Chapur hasn’t married him yet!
FitsNews has already outed the statewide official by examining his/her court documents from a former marriage; and publishing a story during that official’s seeking of the GOP nomination.
That particular article should never have been published; and it’s strange that you now recant the “outing” policy now that this particular politico faces a promotion (another statewide campaign of higher profile) in the near-future, and has proven him/herself to be a solid conservative.
Sanford! No wonder Chapur hasn’t married him yet!
Hmm, herpes… wonder if these cases are getting reported to DHEC?
Hmm, herpes… wonder if these cases are getting reported to DHEC?
Well we know CURTIS LOFTIS has herpes…as stated by him in court proceedings (ex-wife thing) but pretty sure he’s not giving it to any females around the statehouse.
Well we know CURTIS LOFTIS has herpes…as stated by him in court proceedings (ex-wife thing) but pretty sure he’s not giving it to any females around the statehouse.
This doesn’t surprise me. It started with one of the female legislative pages that attend USC. No doubt USC has one of the nastiest female student populations in the country. Sex between legislators and pages is routine, as well as legislator/lobbyist sex, etc.
Columbia Columbia Columbia…..why is everything always about Columbia???
This doesn’t surprise me. It started with one of the female legislative pages that attend USC. No doubt USC has one of the nastiest female student populations in the country. Sex between legislators and pages is routine, as well as legislator/lobbyist sex, etc.
Columbia Columbia Columbia…..why is everything always about Columbia???
CDC says 1 of 6 people have herpes & condoms don’t protect you from it, they only reduce chance of transmission.
CDC says 1 of 6 people have herpes & condoms don’t protect you from it, they only reduce chance of transmission.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAEFnVZVOs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAEFnVZVOs
Speaking of potential herpes infected politician; have you seen this photo of Trikki Nikki while in Barnwell with her Gypsy Troupe?
http://www.thepeoplesentinel.com/news/haley-town-special-day
WOW! Get a look at those hips, thighs and that big ol ass?
Speaking of potential herpes infected politician; have you seen this photo of Trikki Nikki while in Barnwell with her Gypsy Troupe?
http://www.thepeoplesentinel.com/news/haley-town-special-day
WOW! Get a look at those hips, thighs and that big ol ass?
While this topic is interesting in a gossipy way many millions of people suffer from this unpleasant condition. Instead of pointing and laughing lets focus on moving the science forward. On the bright side there is at least one company providing leading treatments for both HSV1 and HSV2. Check out http://www.viradux.com for great links to research and available treatments.
Are you a drug rep?
While this topic is interesting in a gossipy way many millions of people suffer from this unpleasant condition. Instead of pointing and laughing lets focus on moving the science forward. On the bright side there is at least one company providing leading treatments for both HSV1 and HSV2. Check out http://www.viradux.com for great links to research and available treatments.
Are you a drug rep?
condoms don’t prevent herpes.
condoms don’t prevent herpes.
well considering kathryn hasn’t been mentioned in forever there has to be a new slut to take her place…JF anyone?? thats a given. I’d stay away from the SCGOP office
These young girls need better parents.
Jacqueline Franz?
hahahahahahhaha WE HAVE A WINNER PEOPLE.
Hit the nail on the head right there! Just like she hit one of Nikki’s new staffers..
I’ve heard that from numerous people..
well considering kathryn hasn’t been mentioned in forever there has to be a new slut to take her place…JF anyone?? thats a given. I’d stay away from the SCGOP office
These young girls need better parents.
Jacqueline Franz?
hahahahahahhaha WE HAVE A WINNER PEOPLE.
Hit the nail on the head right there! Just like she hit one of Nikki’s new staffers..
I’ve heard that from numerous people..
Can’t be Larry Marchant’s wife, he is not a prominent politico. He is washed up.
Can’t be Larry Marchant’s wife, he is not a prominent politico. He is washed up.
Why not name names. You called out Haley. If you know for sure post the names of the diseased individuals so rest of us know how to keep away from.
I tested positive for herpes about 5 years back, when I was still in college and had a stupid one-night stand. I know many of girls will say this but believe me I never did that sort of thing. I just made mistake that one time and, suddenly, it seemed like I was going to have to live with it for the rest of my life.
The worst part was feeling I could never meet guys again. After all, who wants to go out with a woman who has blisters around her you-know-what?
But after someone shared this video https://tr.im/CuresHerpes24AM , everything has changed. Not only was I able to eliminate all traces of the herpes virus from my system in less than three weeks, but I was also able to start dating again. I even met the man of my dreams and I’m so blessed to write that just last week, in front of everyone in a restaurant, he got down on one knee and proposed to me! This program gave me the chance to be happy again, and to experience true love.