Former S.C. Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer turned forty-four years old today (six years old in South Carolina political years), an occasion he marked by removing his shirt and posting the picture on Facebook.
“Thank you all for the birthday wishes,” Bauer wrote. “Just finished a jog over the Ravenel Bridge. They say age is just a number. Well today that number is 44 … However it feels like 24. May you take time out to do something for yourself today.”
And here’s the pic …
(Click to enlarge)
Hmmm …
Here’s the real question, though … who took the pic? And how many snaps were required before the ex-Lite Gov was satisfied with the visual?
Inquiring minds …
A former State Senator, Bauer served two terms as lieutenant governor from 2003-2011. Since then it’s been downhill for him politically. He finished fourth in the 2010 GOP primary for governor and was thumped by Tom Rice in the GOP runoff for the seventh congressional district last year.
How does he look with his shirt off, though? To the poll!
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Andre, you’re such a hunk. Let’s play again soon. I’ll make the SLED guard leave this time.
Wait, McConnell & Andre handle each other???
Andre, you’re such a hunk. Let’s play again soon. I’ll make the SLED guard leave this time.
Wait, McConnell & Andre handle each other???
He’s a total jerk.
He’s a total jerk.
he is ready for Gay porn
Andre Bauer meets Paul Ryan at the gym showers? Special appearance by Lindsey Graham?
he is ready for Gay porn
Andre Bauer meets Paul Ryan at the gym showers? Special appearance by Lindsey Graham?
I’d hit it!
I’d hit it!
Andre’s last sentence pretty much sums up his view of public service and life in general: “…do something for yourself”. The only thing more pitiful is that the people of SC elected him and fellow narcissist Mark Sanford for two terms.
Andre’s last sentence pretty much sums up his view of public service and life in general: “…do something for yourself”. The only thing more pitiful is that the people of SC elected him and fellow narcissist Mark Sanford for two terms.
Eh. He’s no Anthony Weiner.
Eh. He’s no Anthony Weiner.
That’s probably the gayest thing I’ve seen in a while. Did Lindsey send him a picture back.
It’s like the sock off pics, but much, much worse…
That’s probably the gayest thing I’ve seen in a while. Did Lindsey send him a picture back.
It’s like the sock off pics, but much, much worse…
He is not ready for gay porn;totally emaciated.I’d split his scrawny butt in two…
Here’s your goal,Andrea:
He is not ready for gay porn;totally emaciated.I’d split his scrawny butt in two…
Here’s your goal,Andrea:
this pic was on grinder
this pic was on grinder
Jesus H. Christ, South Carolina has got to be the most fucked up goddamn State in the history of the United States when it comes to cockroach politicians and elected/appointed officials.
You have a Senator in the upstate flying in an out of town strange whore to fuck a substantial percentage of the tax paying population then has the gall to bill the same taxpayers who are being fucked for the whore’s services,
You have a defrocked Governor who has reinvented himself with the Holy Gospel of Mark in his right hand and a stone tablet of 5 Commandments in the other hand,
You have a Legislature who spends billions and billions of dollars but can’t get the simple message that kids who go to school in this State can’t read, write or add unless they have an electronic tablet in their hands,
You have a Governor who for the first two years of her administration has done absolutely nothing to improve the day to day life of the citizens but has spent more money than any Governor before her and will run for re-election on her conservative record of achievement and will probably win,
You have more than six but less than a dozen chief county law enforcement officers who apparently upon their election lost their fucking minds and operated as if they never ever attended a single class on “hey stupid the laws apply to you, also”,
And now today. What do we get today. We get a former Lt. Governor of the Great State of South Carolina who for some unknown reason decides to show the whole universe what he looks like half naked,
Damn, you little fucked up twerp. If you want to get naked why not go to any of the 3,243 strip clubs over in Turdsville, USA(aka Myrtle Beach) and prance around nakkied 24/7 while squealing middle age mirfs shove two dollars bills up your ass crack,
God has got to be watching this State. Any day I expect a bright light and everyone who looks up at it to be turned into a pillar of salt.
You’re close, jim, because apparantly Andre thought that the two holidays celebrated today are just for him! ——- and he is sooooo haaaaappy! —–
1) Proposal Day
2) Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
This is the best post of 2013. Might as well shut the blog down until next year.
Jesus H. Christ, South Carolina has got to be the most fucked up goddamn State in the history of the United States when it comes to cockroach politicians and elected/appointed officials.
You have a Senator in the upstate flying in an out of town strange whore to fuck a substantial percentage of the tax paying population then has the gall to bill the same taxpayers who are being fucked for the whore’s services,
You have a defrocked Governor who has reinvented himself with the Holy Gospel of Mark in his right hand and a stone tablet of 5 Commandments in the other hand,
You have a Legislature who spends billions and billions of dollars but can’t get the simple message that kids who go to school in this State can’t read, write or add unless they have an electronic tablet in their hands,
You have a Governor who for the first two years of her administration has done absolutely nothing to improve the day to day life of the citizens but has spent more money than any Governor before her and will run for re-election on her conservative record of achievement and will probably win,
You have more than six but less than a dozen chief county law enforcement officers who apparently upon their election lost their fucking minds and operated as if they never ever attended a single class on “hey stupid the laws apply to you, also”,
And now today. What do we get today. We get a former Lt. Governor of the Great State of South Carolina who for some unknown reason decides to show the whole universe what he looks like half naked,
Damn, you little fucked up twerp. If you want to get naked why not go to any of the 3,243 strip clubs over in Turdsville, USA(aka Myrtle Beach) and prance around nakkied 24/7 while squealing middle age mirfs shove two dollars bills up your ass crack,
God has got to be watching this State. Any day I expect a bright light and everyone who looks up at it to be turned into a pillar of salt.
You’re close, jim, because apparantly Andre thought that the two holidays celebrated today are just for him! ——- and he is sooooo haaaaappy! —–
1) Proposal Day
2) Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
This is the best post of 2013. Might as well shut the blog down until next year.
Who is taking the picture?
His GAY lover…What is the deal SC should be a Bad Ass state but we elect effeminant politicians with gay sounding names…ie. Andre, Lindsey, & Glenn
These pricks all self-deal.
Andre’s latest was the triangle-shaped property that DOT appraised at $35K and which Bauer sold for $135K.
Glenn’s was selling his damaged, junk CSA Galleries inventory to the Friends of the Hunley shop for top dollar.
Lindsey gives away US flags from the Capital to his special friends.
Who is taking the picture?
His GAY lover…What is the deal SC should be a Bad Ass state but we elect effeminant politicians with gay sounding names…ie. Andre, Lindsey, & Glenn
These pricks all self-deal.
Andre’s latest was the triangle-shaped property that DOT appraised at $35K and which Bauer sold for $135K.
Glenn’s was selling his damaged, junk CSA Galleries inventory to the Friends of the Hunley shop for top dollar.
Lindsey gives away US flags from the Capital to his special friends.
He’s in great shape!
He’s in great shape!
Ooops! ……… just been notified that March 21 is ——- FRAGRANCE DAY!
Double happiness for Andre —
Ooops! ……… just been notified that March 21 is ——- FRAGRANCE DAY!
Double happiness for Andre —
Andre & Glenn get love all around the shoulders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJX–a18Rbo
Your love is like a rainbow
Your love is like a rainbow, darling
You know your love is like a rainbow
I say hey your love is like a rainbow
Runnin’ all around my shoulders
Runnin’ all around my shoulders,
You know that your love is like a rainbow
Now runnin’ all around my shoulders, yeah, and I
Love you, you know I do … alright.
Andre & Glenn get love all around the shoulders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJX–a18Rbo
Your love is like a rainbow
Your love is like a rainbow, darling
You know your love is like a rainbow
I say hey your love is like a rainbow
Runnin’ all around my shoulders
Runnin’ all around my shoulders,
You know that your love is like a rainbow
Now runnin’ all around my shoulders, yeah, and I
Love you, you know I do … alright.
I bet if you search hard enough you’ll find a connection to your Herpes Article. He is so freaking queer.
Andre’ isn’t queer, he just likes to hold em in his mouth until the swelling goes away!
I bet if you search hard enough you’ll find a connection to your Herpes Article. He is so freaking queer.
Andre’ isn’t queer, he just likes to hold em in his mouth until the swelling goes away!
Why don’t you change your poll to hot, not hot, or GAY?
Why don’t you change your poll to hot, not hot, or GAY?
Took a jog over the Ravenel Bridge? I thought he had moved to Myrtle Beach. Did he already move back to Charleston?
Took a jog over the Ravenel Bridge? I thought he had moved to Myrtle Beach. Did he already move back to Charleston?
What a narcissitic and sick bastard he is. If he lives until he’s 60, no one in the state will even know him. His voter group (Seniors) has been dying off for the past 10 years by the thousands and there is no chance he can relate to those who are younger and live in the real world.
Loser is the word, pure and simple.
What a narcissitic and sick bastard he is. If he lives until he’s 60, no one in the state will even know him. His voter group (Seniors) has been dying off for the past 10 years by the thousands and there is no chance he can relate to those who are younger and live in the real world.
Loser is the word, pure and simple.
an anthony weiner wannabe…..
an anthony weiner wannabe…..
ooooorrrrooooooo I think he is sexuous and beautiful I want want one of him if he is strate
Bigg Tail, he is every “ting” but … “strate.”
ooooorrrrooooooo I think he is sexuous and beautiful I want want one of him if he is strate
Pathetic. He really needs to get a life.
Pathetic. He really needs to get a life.
Thank God it’s not the wiener pic.
Thank God it’s not the wiener pic.
Does he take his shirt off when washing the feet of children? He has to be one of the creepiest men in politics — even for South Carolina!
Does he take his shirt off when washing the feet of children? He has to be one of the creepiest men in politics — even for South Carolina!
Maybe Lindsey took the picture. Are they an item?
Maybe Lindsey took the picture. Are they an item?
Aackk!!! My Eyes!!! First off….get thee to a tanning booth. And its good to know that a political career isn’t that important to you any more.
Aackk!!! My Eyes!!! First off….get thee to a tanning booth. And its good to know that a political career isn’t that important to you any more.
Good for him for staying in shape at an age when the vast majority of guys let themselves go.
But why aren’t the HIV medications working?
Good for him for staying in shape at an age when the vast majority of guys let themselves go.
But why aren’t the HIV medications working?
If Haley goes running with him on her birthday can she take her shirt off and post it so we can all vote too? Hey…..maybe the entire legislature could do it and post the pics on a calendar so all of us LUCKY S.C. citizens could buy one for our personal viewing pleasure – or displeasure as the case may be! Andrea may have set a precedent!
If Haley goes running with him on her birthday can she take her shirt off and post it so we can all vote too? Hey…..maybe the entire legislature could do it and post the pics on a calendar so all of us LUCKY S.C. citizens could buy one for our personal viewing pleasure – or displeasure as the case may be! Andrea may have set a precedent!
I’d do him. in fact, I think maybe I did!