We know nothing about Michael Bublé except he’s Canadian. And sings. You know … like that crime fighting beaver you’ve heard so much about.
Ok … so we know two things about Michael Bublé. And now thanks to Wikipedia we know he’s sold like 30 million albums worldwide and has an accent acute in his name. Because nothing pisses off people with accents acute more than people forgetting to include their accents … or giving them accents grave instead.
Oh well …
Our only reason for bringing up this guy? His wife … lingerie model Luisiana Lopilato (best pronounced in the voice of Cornholio).
In the words of Tyler Durden, “the (B)ible says not to covet your neighbor’s wife, let alone bang her like you’re trying to plug the hole in the Titanic, but I’ve gotten this far ignoring most every sacred rule in the good book, so I’m not starting now. I’d really like to lie down Leviticus style with Luisiana. I’d even be willing to learn how to properly pronounce her name if that’s what it took.”
UPDATE: Whoa! Turns out Bublé grew up wanting to be a professional ice hockey player for the Vancouver Canucks. Plus two to you, good sir … you know, in addition to everything else you got going.