Katy Perry Won The Grammys

Who won the 55th annual Grammy Awards?

Katy Perry, people … by a landslide.

Ignoring a memo from the killjoys over at the CBS “standards department” – which urged stars to avoid “problematic” exposure of the “bare sides or under curvature of the breasts” during the awards ceremony – Perry donned a stunning lime green, low cut dress which amply displayed her more-than-ample orbaliciousness.

“Sic Willie and FitsNews are gonna have a ball with these Katy Perry pics,” one of our readers noted on Facebook.

Um … ya think?

Two, even.

Seriously, this is taking us back to the Garden of Eden people … not to mention putting that “lime in the coconut” song in our heads for the rest of the day.

“We say doctor!”

Anyway, if you care who actually won the Grammys, click here for the official recap from the music industry’s big night …