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For those of you used to the usual incessant barrage of content from our website, we apologize for the dearth of fresh news today. Our founding editor Will Folks (a.k.a Sic Willie) and his crack legal team have been busy fighting his extradition to the Pee Dee region of the state on rumored contempt of court charges related to this case.

So far no charges have been filed, but we’ve been told they are forthcoming.

Also, the process wasn’t helped when Sic rang up the S.C. Fourth Solicitor’s office earlier today and issued a stern “do not fuck with me” warning.

Classy, guy … classy.

Anyway, lawyers have been on conference calls all day in the hopes of reaching an amicable resolution. And we’ll be honest, there’s a majority within the judicial branch that does NOT want to go down this route (fearing an arrest of Sic will turn him into some sort of First Amendment martyr).

Oh well … stay tuned. We’ll be sure to let you know if anybody decides they feel froggy enough to “jump.”

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