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Somebody cue Marvin Gaye …

U.S. President Barack Obama and his wife, First Lady Michelle Obama, are the stars of a new erotic novel entitled Guesthouse Games – which sounds to us like some sort of frightening ABC News/ Scooby Doo cartoon/ late night “Skinemax” amalgamation.

“Drawn into the ancient Hawaiian spiritual world and into the exploration of their own deepest and most forbidden desires, will our leading couple be able to resist the guesthouse games that lay in store for them or help to finally lay a spirit to rest?” the book’s publicist wonders.

Hmmmm …

But wait! There’s more …

Alone in their isolated beachfront guesthouse in the tropical paradise of Kailua, Hawaii, The Obamas are enjoying a holiday of a lifetime. But an unexplained visit from a ghost needing help sees our couple drawn into the ancient Hawaiian spiritual world and into the exploration of their own deepest and most forbidden desires.

Whilst searching for clues to understand who this mysterious girl is that begs for the couple’s help, they uncover a number of rooms equipped to fulfill every type of erotic fantasy imaginable at the remote guesthouse they are staying at. But will our couple be able to resist the quest for sexual pleasure to help put the spirit to rest and bring about justice for a seventy year old tragedy? Or will they drown in the tides of history and their own passions?

Ummmm … yeah.

The book – described by its publishing house as “fan fiction” – will be available for purchase next week. We’ll be sure to pick up a copy and let you know whether the Obamas are able to escape this otherworldly vortex of passion.

Who knows? Maybe former S.C. Board of Education chairwoman Kristin Maguire will even agree to write a review for us …

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