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Other than acknowledging her uber-hotness, we’ve never known whether Megan Fox was “all there …”

We knew she had to be a little bit nuts for dating that 90210 guy, but until recently we had no idea just how bat shit crazy this 26-year-old Oak Ridge, Tennessee native really was. The latest evidence? A new Esquire interview with the Transformers star.

After bitching and moaning about being a celebrity (which Fox equates to “being bullied by millions of people constantly”) and describing her husband Brian Austin Green as nothing but paparazzi protection, Fox delves into the details of her pentecostal faith.

“I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I’ve seen people be healed,” Fox told the magazine. “Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I’d have to shut it off because I don’t know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back. It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head — I’m going to sound like such a lunatic — and then your whole body is filled with this electric current. And you just start speaking, but you’re not thinking because you have no idea what you’re saying. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can’t control it. The idea is that it’s a language that only God understands. It’s the language that’s spoken in heaven.”

Oh wow …

Fox also offers her interpretation of the Book of Revelation, which she says she has read “a million times.”

“When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs?” Fox muses. “Is it possible that it’s the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?”

Yeah …

Megan Fox, everybody … a genius from the neck down.


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