SUSPENSIONS ISSUED IN SEPARATE “INCIDENTS”
Three six-year-olds in Maryland have been suspended from their government-run schools in the last few weeks for playing cops and robbers.
No really …
According to WBAL Radio the most recent “incident” – which consisted of two first-graders pointing fingers at each other pretending to shoot guns – took place at White Marsh Elementary in Tabot County, Maryland. Earlier this month a six-year-old boy at Roscoe Nix Elementary School in Silver Spring, Maryland, was suspended for pretending his finger was a gun.
No word yet on when the administration of Barack Obama will respond to these incidents with new “finger control” legislation … or announce “executive action” to take these fingers out (off?) of people’s hands.
Stay tuned, though … it’s coming …