HOW SOUTH CAROLINA REPUBLICANS ROLL DURING THE HOLIDAYS
Somebody cue “Christmas in Hollis” by Run-D.M.C. Wait … no … that’s probably a bit too ethnic for this crew. Maybe Bing Crosby and David Bowie’s “Little Drummer Boy” duet? No … that Bowie character wears make-up.
Anyway …
Here’s SCGOP third vice chairman Adam Piper getting Christmas festive with a few of his homies at a local pub in Columbia, S.C. earlier this week. And yes, they’re all wearing individually designed reindeer sweaters (but surprisingly no Palmetto tree Christmas pants).
Niiiiice …
And they wonder why we once referred to the Young Republican movement as the “Land of 1,000 Virgins.”
UPDATE: Oh … we finally found the right song for this crew …
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Pass out the Promise Rings before the next bucket of Miller Lite get here.
lol…
Why the pictures of Joe Wilson on these sweaters?? Amazing resemblance. Must have been taken at Joes fundraiser Monday night. What a shit boring event.
LMAO! Promise rings…very funny. The first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was the “Schweddy Meatballs” skit on SNL.
Bob Jones must be proud
They don’t write ’em like this,anymore…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD-E4-p_fpI
Your avatar is disgusting. Can’t you save it for the lads in the restroom on I-26?
B Wallace is getting excited!
@OGOB
Sorry,man.They gotta have the trouser-sausage.Since you know where it’s at,come on down! See ya in the stall!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z7RblgcAvY
a new all time low for AP
Hahahaha…what Prudes…Squares…FITS would NEVER be that un-cool…he’d rather his kids smoke dope and get pregnant at 12…
Us liberals are so cool…when you’re hip, your people kill the innocent…Shoot em, and blame guns…and our president loves Infanticide…
The villiage us lefties has built is so nasty…These cats are Squares….
Gee Wally, which one is yours?
FITS, and the rest of you sad, drunk, dopers: you look longingly and admiringly at your godess idol michelle obama, as she Demands that we ‘Stop the Bullying’…
But just as someone is too decent to pass your FILTH test, you try to ridicule and bully them…
I knew people like you in HS. You tried to pass making fun of people as proof of your intelligence…
I was known as the Bully Guard. I’d slap the P!$$ out of you immoral little punks, who thought it was tough to pick on moral people…
And I’d Slap the P!$$ out of FITS if he had the guts to try to pick on people in front of me, just because they were not FILTHY like him…
HE, and you secular minions, are what’s wrong w/ this country…Everybody pays for your self-believed cool. You are irresponsible punks, and sissies…who think drunk amkes you hip, and you F&*k everything else up…
Wow! Anyone who has a different viewpoint than yours gets called endless names, also, your a known homophobe and even called the Native Americans savages for trying to protect THEIR land, etc…Do the walk before you open your Goddamn mouth, Bitch.
Sometimes I really wonder what goes through your head BigTitty. You seem to think of yourself as a cross between Jesus, Ronald Reagan, and Captain America. Well whatever your smoking please share it with the rest of us. (and no Jesus and Ronald Reagan are not the same person).
Sir, you sound like the mall Santas when they come back from lunch.
W I would like to thank you open minded individuals for degrading a photo of people you don’t even know just because you recognize one person. To begin this happened to be a tacky Christmas sweater party, which is a very common celebration, hosted by a group of medical students that just passed their finals for the term. Invited to this event by three students as dates were Adam, another gentleman who is in the U.S. Coastguard, and myself, a former Marine and current firefighter/paramedic. A group of six people that have VERY different political, social, and religious views who are enjoying together as friends this holiday season. That should be the main topic for this picture. Maybe more incite as to the nature of a picture someone decides to steal and blog about should be taken into consideration before hand. BTW I think our sweaters turned out pretty pimp!
Jason, sorry You felt offended. My part was trying make a joke…as I doubt no one would consider suicide over it. BTW, I’m a nerdy ass white guy, too.
“Insight”;talk about your Freudian slips…You’re all so white & adorable,I praise your diversity.I know an EMT who sucks dick like a fucking sump pump;those guys are the best!
9 i would love to stomp a mudhole in your ass! Problem is my foot would end up stomping your navel.
These people are too vanilla for FITS, and his “hip” minions……
But we see what kind of person FITS and the Liberals like…and it leads to Angst, Self-Loathing, broken families…and Murder…
All of the mass murderers loathe Decent people as much as FITS, and his minions…
But I pray to God we’d have more people who are wholsesome…and maybe we would not have our children gunned down by the “cool” non-nerds that FITS champions…
We’ve tried Liberal ‘cool’ for 40 years… It ain’t working…
…and maybe we would not have our children gunned down by the “cool” non-nerds that FITS champions…
Mass murderers are often loners who have very few social connections, so there goes that theory, Dumbass.
I hope you get a shrink for Christmas!
I suppose my invitation to this beer summit got lost within the United States Postal Service.
To 9″, there is reason for my play on incite, considering the only reason this blog is here. My goal on the other hand is to provide the insight that should have been sought previously.
Nice to see Adam Piper isn’t shitting his pants in public anymore. Bravo!
Is it just me, or does anyone else see the antlers on the girls’ sweaters as portraying the good old double-handed frontal chesticle grab?
Tell me the how you can’t think of the schweedy balls skit when looking at their sweaters? Aside from how fun the skit is in it’s play on words and making fun of NPR.
youtube.com/watch?v=-QCCnEbCS4U
Awesome!
Chris Slick, oh where are you?