PAY ATTENTION, LADIES …
Who is Alice Eve? We honestly have (or had) no clue. Until this week we’d never heard of her … and aside from her prancing around Miami in various bikinis last weekend, she hasn’t done much lately to make us pay her much mind.
Apparently (a.k.a. “according to Wikipedia) Eve is a “an English actress, known for her roles in films including She’s Out of My League, Sex and the City 2, and Men in Black 3.” She’s 30 years old, 5-foot-6 and (if you believe what you read on the internet) 115 pounds.
We don’t believe what we read on the internet, though …
Whatever Eve’s dimensions, though, she’s perfect … seriously. Her body is the sort of 100 percent natural “awesome” that our culture has for reason surpassing understanding been conditioned to criticize. We don’t get it. We’ll take Eve and her curves over the “heroin chic” supermodel look any day of the week. Seriously … look at Eve in the pics below … and then look at these pics of a woman half her age.
Any questions?
We’re actually working up a post on the issue of women and their weight issues … focusing on women who have weight issues even though they shouldn’t. Why? Because if there is one website uniquely qualified to delve into such a personal and sensitive (i.e. feminine) topic, it’s this one … if for no other reason than our intentionally ironic linkage of sensitivity and femininity just then.
And our history of weight-based objectification of course.
Oh well … stay tuned for that piece. You might be surprised by what you read.
In the meantime, enjoy the perfectly proportioned beauty that is Alice Eve …
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17 comments
Thank you for finally posting pics of a decent looking woman on here. It’s been a while.
I think Lohan is decent looking. Hot, even, when she’s cleaned up some. My objection to the last posting about her, though, was that it did not have any hot pix attached below the text. Just that one big one from the shitty flick.
THIS one … OH yeah! More like this, please.
You need to watch She’s Out of My League for a generous dose of Ms. Eve. She also has a great scene as a bouncy au pair in Sex in the City II.
I’ll have to check out both of those. I like her bouncy, ah, pair.
You’ve outdone yourself this time! I think the Mrs. must be lending a hand.
O.K. Insect, have at it!
Now thats what I’m talkin about!
I’m not sure “perfect” is an appropriate description, but she’s nice looking. Looks like she could use a little toning up, but more in the lines of hitting the gym, rather than counting calories.
I sees a little cheese on those rear thighs. However, I would motorboat those lovely titties! I would give her a pearl necklace as well.
Vaguely pretty.
Massive, C-cup, real bosoms, hanging down naturally and beautifully.
Poochy stomach. No points (yet).
Arse nicely shaped and currently well-proportioned, but showing signs of deterioration. No points (yet).
Heavy, shaky thighs. 15 points.
Thick calves. No points (yet).
Beam at buttock / thigh point, heavy-bottomed hour-glass shape. 5 points.
80. B-
You are the man, Insect. Spot on.
I’d love to hit this one. All tender and loving and cuddly–NOT.
I’d spank that ass and pull her hair. I’d have her cock up one leg like a dog pissing on a fire hydrant and I’d mount her from behind. I’d push her head into the pillow and hit it hard.
Then, I’d let her on top and let her tie me up. And, I’d watch those big naturals bounce up and down–man, this would be fun.
Huge boobs don’t stand up by themselves on chicks of any age – they droop and hang. Huge hanging and swinging boobs are marvelous, even if they flatten out with age. They’re like fruit – always good. But if a chick has never had huge boobs, she’s lost from the get-go.
— Dionysus (inscription on Parthenon)
Sorry Insect, you’re just stupidly wrong on this one. Check her out in “She’s Out Of My League”…. utter perfection! Yep, she’s a little older, a little less toned, and in pictures that aren’t the most flattering (which is how I suppose you’re only judging her); however, make no mistake, Alice Eve is A+++…. I’d say a 99.
I’m with mike on this one. I would slip her a hard, thick, veiny cock and really ride!
115lbs? Not hardly. She kinda beefy in the lower loins area. Her fat reserves there are ample. Must be those dark and damp winter days in England eating curds and wheys in the late afternoons.
i think her lower loins wobble in real time
MMmm, MMmm, MMmm. Damn Skippy.
Just now getting out of bed and posting. Hell, it’s almost lunch time. This chick just left.
I can’t seem to get her to leave. She was here again last night. Throwing her titties in my face. She wanted to spice it up and got out the honey and whipped cream.
I told her that we were really going to spice it up, with a pair of pliers and some jumper cables.
I think I am missing a tooth, but there is a smile on my face. I might let her come back tonight.