Kate Upton: Almost There

MICHIGAN HOTTIE IS SIZZLING … AGAIN

For those of you unfamiliar with our founding editor’s top five all-time hotties list, it’s a veritable “Mothers I’d Like to Fahrvergnügen” smorgasbord. Since May 2011, the list has consisted of Gwen Stefani (42), Charlize Theron (37), Angelina Jolie (37), Halle Berry (46) and Salma Hayek (45).

The older the berry the sweeter the juice, right? ”That’s what Smokey said …”

Anyway, our list is about to receive a major shakeup – and we’re pretty sure that the hottie who’s going to oust one of these ultimate MILFs is 20-year-old Kate Upton.

We were late bloomers to the Upton craze, but in the words of Sir Mix-A-Lot we’re now “hooked and we can’t stop staring.” The St. Joseph, Michigan native (and 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl) continues to sizzle every time we see her in a new photo shoot – like this one that appeared in Contributor Magazine.

Shazam, people …

Now the only question is who gets bumped from the list?

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