When she’s not shilling for the state’s failed status quo or making excuses for her paper’s establishment coddling reporters, editorial writer Cindi Scoppe (a.k.a. Pippi Wrongstockings) is all about bringing her Skittles-themed fashion sense to the S.C. State House.
And no, pink ballet flats have never looked that hot before …
Anyway before everyone jumps at once to “taste the rainbow,” remember that prolonged exposure to this woman results in a rare disease known as “Rick Scoppeitis” (a.k.a. chronic asshole syndrome). Oh … and a sudden and controllable desire to put government in charge of everything.