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We have no idea what the plot of the movie Spring Breakers will revolve around … or if there will even be one.

What do we know? That 19-year-old Selena Gomez and 23-year-old Vanessa Hudgens are starring in the movie … in their bikinis.

Box office prediction? Eleventy kabillion dollars … on opening weekend.

As a rule, this website and its founding editor generally prefer “Mothers I’d Like to Fahrvergnügen” to teen hotties, but Gomez and Hudgens are strong as ghost’s breath, people.

Take a look …

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