PILFs?

How did you celebrate President’s Day? Because Jersey Shore star J Woww (a.k.a. Jenni Farley) chose to mark the occasion by compiling a list of “Presidents I’d Like To F*ck” (or PILFs).

And yes, if you just found yourself humming God Bless America … you’re not alone.

To the oceans, brown with Santorum …

Anyway, here are a few excerpts from J Woww’s list:

Ulysses S. Grant: I heard he was an alchoholic (sic). Sounds like he liked to party! He kinda looks like that actor Kevin Kline, right? LOL.

Bill Clinton: “He might be old and gray but he was famous for not being able to keep it in his pants and a guy with a healthy sexual appetite is always sexy in my book.”

Ronald Reagan: “Movie star turned P.I.L.F!”

Barack Obama: “Yes we can!”

What … no Calvin Coolidge? The ghost of Dorothy Parker lives!

We have no problem with J Woww’s list. It’s sort of fun (not to mention proof that she’s at least semi-literate) and a nice excuse to check out her new line of swimwear.

However you should probably brace for the righteous indignation of the Republican Party’s “fun police,” commencing in 3, 2, 1 …