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Courtney Stodden Is Predictable

After classing it up at church (and for Christmas) imagine how surprised we were to discover teen bride Courtney Stodden providing an especially slutty rendition of Marilyn Monroe’s iconic up-skirt shot from The Seven Year Itch.

“Sorta cools the ankles, doesn’t it?”

Stodden – who enjoys publicly displaying her affection for her 51-year-old husband, Doug Hutchison (who starred as the mischievous prison guard in The Green Mile) – is seventeen years old, people. She married Hutchison when she was only 16 … with her mother providing the parental consent required by the State of Nevada.

Here’s the scene from The Seven Year Itch

Incidentally, Monroe’s famous white dress (which her then-husband Joe DiMaggio is said to have hated) recently sold for $5.6 million at auction.

How much will Stodden’s dress sell for?

Let’s start the bidding at eleventy kabillion, shall we?

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Pics: via The Superficial

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