After classing it up at church (and for Christmas) imagine how surprised we were to discover teen bride Courtney Stodden providing an especially slutty rendition of Marilyn Monroe’s iconic up-skirt shot from The Seven Year Itch.
“Sorta cools the ankles, doesn’t it?”
Stodden – who enjoys publicly displaying her affection for her 51-year-old husband, Doug Hutchison (who starred as the mischievous prison guard in The Green Mile) – is seventeen years old, people. She married Hutchison when she was only 16 … with her mother providing the parental consent required by the State of Nevada.
Here’s the scene from The Seven Year Itch …
Incidentally, Monroe’s famous white dress (which her then-husband Joe DiMaggio is said to have hated) recently sold for $5.6 million at auction.
How much will Stodden’s dress sell for?
Let’s start the bidding at eleventy kabillion, shall we?
(Click to enlarge)
Pics: via The Superficial
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