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For those of you who haven’t been following the “Great Republican Decency Debate,” here are two quick articles that should get you up to speed on the discussion (here and here).

Basically, a pair of GOP bloggers have gone on the warpath against the attire and indecency of young politicos who attended the 2012 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), with one of these commentators accusing the young ladies who attended the conference of dressing “like two-bit whores.”

On Thursday, another Republican blogger joined GOP prudes Erick Erickson and Melissa Clouthier on the “fun police,” accusing Hot Air columnist Tina Korbe of wearing a skirt that “some folks might say … is too doggone short.”

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Ah … “some folks might say,” the telltale disclaimer of a writer who is too big of a pussy to take responsibility for his or her own allegation.

The writer in question – “white prider” Robert Stacy McCain – goes on to say that women who have tattoos and belly piercings are also more likely than not to be whores.

From McCain’s post:

I think tattoos and pierced bellybuttons are two of the tackiest things in the world, but I’m pretty sure not every woman with tattoos and a pierced bellybutton is a whore.

Most of them? Sure, but not all of them.

Really?

Maybe instead of being “whores,” women with tattoos and/or alternative piercings are the sort of confident, physically-intact, sexually-liberated women that people like McCain have simply never had the occasion to interact with … because as it turns out they have better things to do than relive the glory days of “compassionate conservatism” or breathlessly promote the spreading of Santorum.

They’re women like Mrs. Sic Willie … who is not only uninhibited sexually (bow chicka wow wow) but also had the foresight to support a Republican  presidential candidate with a record of protecting her tax dollars.

Remember what that’s like, “Republicans?” Of course not …

Seriously, there’s a reason that these “conservative” opinion leaders become convinced over time that emaciated giraffes like Ann Coulter (or fat asses like Clouthier) are attractive – because those are the only sort of women who give them the time of day.

Oh … and for the record, we don’t think Korbe looks like a “two-bit whore” at all. An extra from the set of L.A. Law, maybe, but not a two-bit whore.

Also, we happen to be big fans of Hot Air, which for the most part does a good job of holding both Democrats and “Republican” in Washington, D.C. accountable for their mismanagement of our money.

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