S.C. Rep. Thad Viers – who is currently facing harassment charges as a result of syrupy emails sent to his ex-girlfriend, Candace Bessinger – is playing “Dr. Love” this Valentine’s Day.
Over on his Twitter page, Viers is doling out advice to would-be Lotharios on how to pull off the most romantic Valentine’s Day ever.
“No jewlry-trst me she won’t apprec it. No teddy bear-esp purple! U into carebears?Go for the TD-1.5 hr mass gft cert,” Viers writes in a tweet entitled “THE GIFT.”
“Unless you’re an ass clown DO NOT SEND UR GIRL Balloons. It screams “let’s tryout for the circus” NO balloons!!” Viers writes in another tweet entitled “Rule #1.”
Over the last month, we’ve learned pretty much everything there is to learn about Viers’ relationship with Bessinger, the granddaughter of Midlands, S.C. barbecue magnate Maurice Bessinger.
Viers was arrested on January 6 and charged with harassing Bessinger. After his arrest Viers – who was S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s choice in the newly-drawn South Carolina seventh congressional district – abruptly dropped out of the race and vowed not to seek any office in 2012.
What will he do?
We don’t know, but a career in porn is looking more likely with each passing day …
Now if only he can convince Bessinger to get in on that action. After all, she’s certainly got the qualifications.
UPDATE: Wow. Thaddeus Maximus got a full spread in the latest edition of The (Myrtle Beach, S.C.) Sun News.
UPDATE II: No … not THAT kind of spread.