While his famous wife yucked it up with the national press corps, S.C. First Gentleman Michael Haley was busy letting it all hang out at the Masters Club in Myrtle Beach, S.C. prior to Monday’s pivotal “First in the South” presidential debate, multiple sources have confirmed to FITS.
Awesome, right? Nothing like the smell of alcohol and stripper musk to class things up …
Of course S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley probably isn’t going to mind her husband paying a visit to the club … after all, both Haleys are said to have partied hard at this same club during an August 2009 visit to Myrtle Beach. Both are also alleged to have attended the VIP Club – a prominent adult entertainment destination in Chicago, Illinois – during a 2008 conference sponsored by the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC).
Aside from these joint visits, Michael Haley is reportedly a regular in the VIP room at Heartbreakers, a strip club in Columbia, S.C. In fact, he’s been spotted on more than one occasion by multiple witnesses leaving the premises of the club with various, um, employees.
We’re guessing the governor doesn’t mind that either, though …
Naturally, this website has no problem with the Palmetto State’s First Couple supporting our state’s exotic dancing industry. After all our founding editor has enthusiastically pumped thousands of dollars into that same industry (although there were a few expenditures at an all-nude club in Santee, S.C. that he has since come to regret).
We would, however, like to take this opportunity to remind both the governor and the First Gentlemen that no matter how hard they might wish otherwise, “there is no sex in the champagne room.”
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By Secret Santa January 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm
“Nothing like the smell of alcohol and stripper musk to class things up”
You act like being married to Nikki would resemble something other other than the above?
I’m sure the odor of unwashed vagina mixed with alcohol is a simply daily reality for Colonel Cuckhold, whether he’s in a strip club or not.
By fitsnews January 16, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Actually you’re wrong ;)
-Will Folks
By Secret Santa January 16, 2012 at 4:59 pm
So, what does it smell like? Mint Julep?
By jimlewis,owb January 16, 2012 at 5:31 pm
Knew a young lady who lived on Gunter’s Island off the Little Pee Dee River. Her Daddy’s house was up on stilts, had no electricity but fishing was great.
A friend and I spent the night out there several times. One night he got lucky and you could hear them in the night air. Didn’t really take any interest until he remarked, damn you smell like pine tar. Heard her say she didn’t know many fellas and her best friend was a baseball bat her brother made out of a pine tree limb.
For some reason my friend soon packed up his stuff and left for home. Too bad, the fishing was really great come morning.
By cash January 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Will, what is the champagne room? What happens there, if not sex? Do tell.
By Nimrata Sucks January 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm
What happened in Santee that you regret?
By Nikki for VEEP January 16, 2012 at 5:36 pm
When she is Romney’s choice for VP, will the Secret Service be assigned to the First Cuckold?
How is the MSM missing this stuff?
By willblogformoney January 17, 2012 at 12:33 pm
How is the MSM missing this stuff?
Because it didnt happen.
By Dr. Sheldon Cooper January 16, 2012 at 5:56 pm
Oh please, Romney is not going to make the same mistake as McCain. McCain is a habitual skirt chaser. After one meeting ogling Palin’s tits and ass, she was on the ticket. Romney has done far more than just ogle Nikki, and he didn’t like it. He didn’t like it one bit.
By Jeffy01 January 16, 2012 at 6:04 pm
This happened at the beach!!!?? BOZ!!!!!!
By VIP January 16, 2012 at 7:12 pm
I’ve……ummmm heard the VIP in Chicago is an anything goes including open sex? Not sure, never…ummm been there….have seen video though…umm….taken by someone of casual….umm association.
By dumb&dumber69 January 16, 2012 at 7:15 pm
They say a picture is worth a thousand words…Does anybody have phone pics or video of this? You would think with everybody & their grandmother having cell phones these days that somebody would have taken the opportunity to get some juicy stuff…Where is the proof???
By jackie January 16, 2012 at 7:16 pm
I went to the strip clubs in college but out-grew them. Then I went back a couple months ago for a bachelor’s party and realized I hadn’t missed a thing – just drunk frat boys, brothers leering at the strippers and pathetic old men.
By Mike Traynor January 18, 2012 at 12:42 am
You are looking at the wrong thing. Strippers today are in great shape, have big fake tits and will suck a corndog for a little scratch, in other words, strippers are pretty freaking hot.
Quit looking at the guys, and spread around a little money. You will be glad you did.
By Dr. Laura January 16, 2012 at 8:10 pm
I suspect the “open marriage” rumors that have been circulating for years about the Haleys started with him, not her. Her turning to others for sexual affirmation may well be a reaction to his seeking of sexual experiences outside his marriage, and the fact that he is apparently a bottom feeder.
That is usually how it works, particulary where the female partner in the realtionship has outdistanced the male in terms of earning potential or physical appearance.
Nikki became a local celebrity. Michael became an unemployed loser. Nikki spent her evenings socializing at political events, drinking alcohol, surrounded by horny politicos, all more interesting than Michael by a long shot.
It is no surprise that at some point she started cheating too.
This is why Michael can’t say boo. All he can do is live in the Governors Mansion as a “kept man,” go to his pathetic do nothing civil service job that she got for him, and patronize strip clubs.
Meanwhile, Nikki jets around, sleeps around and tells the world that Michael is her “best friend.”
Easy to see and understand.
We will get some further insight when Will’s book comes out. I expect that Nikki revealed at least something semi-honest during their late night phone calls and post coitial chit-chats.
By Doris January 16, 2012 at 9:22 pm
Michael is cute and right masculine really. Ask any of the women on the basement floor of the State House. He smells very good also, by the way.
By Todd January 16, 2012 at 9:42 pm
#richboyproblems
By Mike at the Beach January 16, 2012 at 11:43 pm
Dude- let’s hear the Santee story (for those of us who don’t know)…
By Anonymous_1 January 17, 2012 at 5:28 am
Is this some kind of sick joke or something? Please……..
By Oh Yeah January 17, 2012 at 7:15 am
So is Michael “hung freaky” with a 9 inch baby arm and large apple like Thad?
By cash January 17, 2012 at 10:14 am
Exotica is a nude club in Houston. It features the finest in adult entertainment, including lap dances.
By Portnoy January 17, 2012 at 2:47 pm
What is it about the Randhawa girls that they end up married to sex addicts?
By cash January 17, 2012 at 3:32 pm
So her sister is married to a sex addict?
By oldman January 17, 2012 at 4:40 pm
What say there Keels did your SLED boys drive him to the strip club. Let’s see them mileage receipts and trip logs. FOIA time.
By Smirks January 18, 2012 at 4:56 pm
FOIA requests: feeding state agency paper shredders and computer “recycle bins” one day at a time.
By rob January 17, 2012 at 5:37 pm
If Sled agents are taxing him to strip clubs this needs to be investigated ASAP.
By dwb619 January 17, 2012 at 6:41 pm
Wouldn’t it be cheaper for the tax payers to install a stripper pole in the Governors Mansion?
You betcha!
By Angry Republican January 17, 2012 at 8:26 pm
Would it not be cheaper to recall, impeach these sick narcissists?
By That Boz Guy @ The Beach January 17, 2012 at 11:37 pm
/// By Jeffy01 January 16, 2012 at 6:04 pm
This happened at the beach!!!?? BOZ!!!!!! ///
I rarely post here these days, but let me say this:
I promote and perform in burlesque shows, but I’m not involved with strip clubs other than having friends who work in them — mostly as managers, house mothers, deejays and managers. None of the ones I know, including at Masters, would divulge this kind of information. And they look down on those who would.
I don’t give a shit if Michael goes to the strip clubs. My desire to see Nikki leave office as soon as possible has nothing to do with that. So even if I were to visit a club where her husband was getting a lip dance right next to me, I would not take a photo or report it here — or anywhere else. Same goes if it were her.
To me, that would be a dirty trick. Some people think that’s what I do, but it isn’t. I don’t make up shit about people, or distort the truth — and I don’t intrude on their private lives.
People have tried to hire me to do that shit in the last couple of years, offering me very good money for it. Let the scum-suckers like Whetsel and Green do that stuff, I consider it way beneath me.
By No Pledge. January 18, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Politics is war. There is no ethical obligation to political enemies.