S.C. Rep. Thad Viers’ penis is nine inches long and resembles “a baby’s arm extended holding an apple,” according to an email obtained by FITS that details the fifth-term lawmaker’s sexual relationship with Candace Bessinger, granddaughter of famed barbecue magnate Maurice Bessinger.
S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s choice to represent South Carolina’s newly-drawn seventh congressional district – who dropped out of the congressional race earlier this month after he was arrested for harassing Bessinger – is also quite freaky in the sack.
Viers’ relationship with Bessinger – which has effectively ended his political career and could wind up getting him suspended or ever expelled from the S.C. House of Representatives - has been in the headlines ever since his arrest on January 6.
Of course none of those details are remotely as salacious as the ones FITS obtained in an email that appears to have been prepared in anticipation of the criminal case against Viers.
According to the document, Bessinger is “very conservative and believes in committed relationships,” although after only three months with Viers – who is alleged to have had as many as 50-75 previous lovers (including Haley) – she was a “sexpot” who dressed up in French Maid costumes and loved to have intercourse in front of mirrors.
The document lists (and describes) numerous sexual positions that Bessinger and Viers routinely enjoyed – positions entitled “Bassett Hound,” “Bulldog,” “Deep Impact,” “Doggie Style” “Doggie Style standing,” “Rear Entry,” “Big Dipper,” “Reverse Big Dipper,” “The Drill,” “Bodyguard,” “F*ck Face” and “Mushroom Stamp.”
It also outlines dozens of specific sexual encounters – including sex acts that took place at the S.C. State House.
We are in consultation with our attorneys to determine what specific information from the document we can (and can’t) publish – but we can assure you that it’s stuff that will make your jaws drop.
We’re also continuing to investigate the various financial entanglements between Viers and Bessinger, including a bank loan that the lawmaker allegedly obtained on her behalf.
Viers first court appearance is schedule for February 24 in Conway, S.C., although it isn’t clear yet whether a change in venue will be requested. Viers’ trial – which could conceivably land him in jail for three years – is tentatively scheduled to begin in May.