We have no idea who Dean Allen is … well, other than the fact that he’s a South Carolina Republican activist, which means there’s a 50 percent chance that he’s racist (or self-loathing).

To wit: Allen is alleged to have dropped the “N-bomb” in response to a recent prank call featuring the soothing sounds of Flea Market Montgomery (an internet meme that is about one-fourth as popular as that “Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger“).

“Evidently these n*ggers have got the wrong number,” a man alleged to be Allen says prior to hanging up on the prank caller.

UPDATE: Wow … Allen’s Facebook page list him as the “Greenville County Grassroots Coordinator” for the presidential campaign of U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann. In fact, here’s a picture of Allen and Bachmann together …

UPDATE II: Allen briefly ran for Adjutant General in 2010 but dropped out after raising only $16,000 for his campaign.