While the Palmetto political world waits for S.C. Lt. Gov. Ken Ard to be indicted on a whole host of ethics charges, it appears as though someone is having a little fun with the Florence RINO’s former campaign website.

Don’t believe us? Click on yourself.

Here’s what you’ll find:

(Click to enlarge)

Ummmm … Huh?

Since Ard’s Facebook page is still directing people to this website (“I invite you to check out my website and fill out the contact form to receive more information.“), we decided that it might be useful to click on the “Google translate” feature to see what all those  Japanese symbols were trying to say.

Here’s what we got back …

At the end is in petting and oral sex oral sex without inserting. Has not been inserted, caressing, ejaculation sex is it because it was. In general, it is still a virgin, I feel there is something wrong with sex but also virgin. The oil may not be inserted in the vagina, especially if the first time, virgin at the time of graduation played so inserted, identifying not only oral sex, it’s probably right if you insert a non-virgin.

Soap and inserted to pay for sex amateur virgin, but the ejaculation, and graduated as a complete identification with the word amateur virgin state is hard to say. Since the position of the virgin amateur can anyone with enough money, meaning there is a Medal of shame than virgin. Tend to be avoided by amateur virgin than virgin. Male perspective especially women pay for sex with human values ??are low and many women dislike.

Ummmmmm … that sounds a lot like something S.C. Comptroller General Richard Eckstrom would write … on acid.

The new Ard site is copyrighted by “virgin cherry virgin for 2011,” but other than that we know nothing about who is behind this – or why.

“He must not have renewed the domain name and someone snatched it up,” a source tells FITS. “It was for sale a month ago.”

So … is Ken Ard “turning Japanese?” Or is it just his website? And most importantly, do we get a “happy ending?”

Hopefully … but that won’t happen until Ard is either removed from office or shamed into resigning, something we advised him to do months ago.

“A tax-and-spend liberal masquerading as a ‘conservative Republican,’ Ard is the embodiment of everything that’s wrong with the Palmetto state – a guffawing, glad-handing, intellectually incurious, ethically bankrupt status quo puppet who slavishly serves entrenched special interests at the expense of South Carolina taxpayers,” we wrote.

And while hypocritical, self-serving politicians bending state ethics law is nothing new in this ass-backward state, “Ard not only broke the law – which is forgivable – but he repeatedly lied about it in an effort to evade responsibility for his actions. For that, he owes the people of South Carolina an apology – and his letter of resignation.”

We stand by that post. In fact, the intervening months have only resulted in additional, more serious allegations being leveled against Ard.