Lindsey Graham’s “Dong And Wang” Problem Exposed
Sometimes the headlines write themselves, don’t they?
Take the “Dong and Wang” problem currently afflicting U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham (RINO-S.C.). And no … he didn’t catch something from S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley (we’re not sure Graham swings that way), the “Dong and Wang” problem we’re referring to is Graham’s connection to a pair of donors who were recently accused of swindling taxpayers out of $3.6 million.
Jian-Yun “John” Dong, president of a Lowcountry, S.C.-based biotechnology firm, and his estranged wife Danher Wang are accused of a host of offenses – including misappropriating federal grant money and illegally funneling $31,000 to Graham via his campaign organization and political action committee.
Heh-heh, heh-heh … we said “Dong.” And “Wang.”
Reporter Glenn Smith of The Charleston (S.C.) Post and Courier has the scoop – although his story doesn’t say whether Graham plans to return the money. We assume that he will … maybe even with a “reach-around.”
Given that Graham’s sexual orientation has been repeatedly called into question in recent years, his involvement in a campaign finance scandal involving a “Dong” and a “Wang” is most unfortunate … at least for him.
For us it’s pure comedy gold …
Pic: via Daylife