We’d like to start off this post by apologizing for the inexcusable lack of Kate Upton content on this website …
We would offer up some lame excuse – like our founding editor’s MILF fetish – but there’s really nothing that could possibly justify our failure to share this sort of joy with you (be sure to maximize your joy by watching both clips).
Wow … right?
You’ll never be able to hear the word “jiggly” again without thinking of these videos – and that’s a good thing.
Upton, 19, has become our founding editor’s latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition fantasy girl after appearing in the famed “body paint” section of the magazine. She has also modeled for Beach Bunny swimwear and Victoria’s Secret.
Rest assured, you’ll be seeing plenty of her on FITS in the future …
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Pics: Via Egotastic
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By Shlomo July 20, 2011 at 7:36 pm
My god . . . those tits are as fake as a two-dollar toupee.
By Avi July 20, 2011 at 11:18 pm
Fake as a cardboad birthday cake. Ug.
By Shlomo July 21, 2011 at 12:30 am
Fake as a Chinese Rembrandt.
By Andy July 21, 2011 at 6:14 am
I’m with sic on this one. I would eat a mile of her shit just to get to her ass.
By law anyone? July 21, 2011 at 10:15 am
They’re not fake. At all.
By wolfgang July 21, 2011 at 10:23 am
YUKKK ugly butterface!
By wolfgang July 21, 2011 at 10:25 am
plus saggy, fat and ugly bodyshape!
NOT A WOMAN!
definitely not a victoria secret model….!!
By Bubba Joe July 21, 2011 at 10:35 am
19 going on 40.
By Shlomo July 21, 2011 at 11:46 am
They’re so fake they have their own fake ID.
By AndYouKnowThis July 21, 2011 at 12:04 pm
There’s nothing fake about that set. If you think otherwise, I suggest you conduct much more research out in the field.
By law anyone? July 21, 2011 at 2:01 pm
Yeah. Video reveals they are not fake. Only awesome.
By Dr.MajorC July 21, 2011 at 2:53 pm
I’m giving all of you boys a F in basic anatomy who believe this woman did not have breast implants.
Pull up a chair, get your calipers out, and look this way towards my blackboard.
Please notice the left breast. It is riding slightly higher than the other. It is obvious that this patient has had a Subpectorial (dual plane) Procedure. This implantation technique does achieve maximal coverage of the upper pole of the implant, however “animation deformity,” the movement of the implants in the subpectoral plane can be excessive for some women. (as we notice here)
I woud have done a Subfascial Procedure as this would have better sustained the position of the implants. I’m giving the surgeon on this aesthetic enhancement a C+ for his skills and The Bad Booby Award, too. I’ve seen a lot better augmentations than this one.
By Mr. Dixie July 21, 2011 at 3:37 pm
It looks like the doctor made the slit in the top instead of the bottom. I think it would be too much work to play with those – they look way too heavy. We had a saying back when I was a young man: anything over a mouthful was wasted. Back then they were not nearly so bodacious.
By matt July 21, 2011 at 4:10 pm
Her uncle is Congressman Fred Upton (R-MI)…nice rack.
By Shlomo July 21, 2011 at 4:25 pm
They’re as fake as a plastic duck.
They’re as fake as a set of Medicare dentures.
They’re as fake as Jim DeMint’s grin.
They’re as fake as Splenda.
They’re as fake as the plants in a chiropracor’s waiting room.
They’re as fake as Xeroxed Monopoly money.
Don’t get me started on fake.
By DR PC, Phd February 16, 2012 at 12:54 pm
A plastic duck is not fake if it looks plastic (you were able to tell it’s plastic) so it’s a real plastic duck. I bet you bought it in the real toy department at Walmart.
Medicare dentures or any dentures are fake teeth, but real dentures.
Jim DeMint is this state’s US senator and a real republican. But every politician in Washington has to fake a smile unless they’re an Obamanite.
Splenda is real Splenda; it says Splenda on the label. Kate brings the word splendid to mind but only ’til the sag sets in.
The plants I could concede to if you had put a real ‘T’ in that word “chiropracor’s”. A chiropractor is a fake doctor so wouldn’t have real plants. If he writes you a prescription you can bet it’s fake too.
Don’t take up counterfeiting if you don’t know all Monopoly money is fake.
With all that reality I have to say I think the boobs are fake but the implants are real; and really bad too. She might have used a fake doctor and from the results she must have paid him with Monoply money.
We know she’s made some real money now so she better get at least half of that removed and done right. As pretty as she is she’ll be sagging to her naval before she’s 25 and no one will be searching Google for nude pics. Mr. Dixie said it perfectly by saying it would be too much work to play with those.
By MajorC July 21, 2011 at 7:04 pm
As much as it pains me I must admit that this Shlomo post is truly funny! Well done.
By Uncle Remus July 21, 2011 at 8:12 pm
UNcle Remus could suck those all night while pounding that fine figure! I bet sh’d get a good orgasm!
By Bobby July 21, 2011 at 11:58 pm
I’m not normally one to make universal pronouncements regarding other men’s taste in women but if any of y’all don’t think she’s hot there’s something wrong with you.
By AndYouKnowThis July 22, 2011 at 9:42 am
Watch the video.
By political hack July 22, 2011 at 9:49 am
Lawd have mercy!
By Shlomo July 22, 2011 at 11:49 am
“I’m not normally one to make universal pronouncements regarding other men’s taste in women but if any of y’all don’t think she’s hot there’s something wrong with you.”
Right.
There’s something wrong with anybody who is turned off by the voluntary wearing of a giant breast prosthesis.
I mean, who in his right mind wouldn’t get turned on by a woman with normal legs who wore big plastic legs over them to make herself taller?
My friend, you are a true connoisseur of women. Ian Fleming would be proud of you.
By lola michelle March 20, 2012 at 9:43 pm
it doesnt matter HOW BIG your boobs are; your boobs will never be set “that high up”, even with a push up bra. That’s because your boobs naturally start right below your armpit, and when you wear a push up bra, it just holds them up, not push them in so that they look like they are above the armpits. That’s just a fact of human anatomy, and well, with implants, if the implants were placed in the pectoral muscles, than a push up bra will push up not only the breasts, but the underneath pectoral muscles which explains the lift above the armpits (if this makes any sense at all).