FITS founding editor Will Folks (a.k.a. “Sic Willie”) released an initial 281-word excerpt from his forthcoming and as yet untitled “tome of love” – a detailed description of his first “eighth-grade make out session” with then-State Rep. Nikki Haley in early February of 2007.
While we can say that much of Sic’s book focuses on his experience campaigning for former S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford (and his two-and-a-half years as Sanford’s gubernatorial press secretary), we can promise that there will be plenty of intimate details about his “inappropriate physical relationship” with Haley, as well as never before published emails and new information that could conclusively disprove Haley’s promise that she has been “100 percent faithful” to her husband, S.C. First Gentleman Micheal Haley.
What sort of information are we referring to?
Let’s just say it’s the sort of evidence that (once you’ve been compelled to produce it) you can’t spin your way out of – or ignore like Haley’s chief-of-staff (a central player in this drama) continues to do.
Remember, Haley has pledged to resign her office in the event that proof comes out that she was unfaithful to her husband. Will she honor that promise? Or will South Carolina be treated to a local version of “it depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is?”
We’ll see …
Anyway, this first excerpt from Folks’ book expands upon information that he previously referenced in his sworn affidavit from last October – a document that was provided in response to a request from a third party.
Please be warned, some of the descriptions contained in this excerpt could be considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work):
We never took our clothes off that first night, but the physical relationship between us progressed much faster than I expected. After sliding the front seats of her SUV as far back as they would go, Nikki climbed on top of me – rubbing her crotch back and forth over the growing bulge in my pants while I groped her ass and ran my hands through her hair and up and down her back.
John Mayer’s “Slow Dancing In a Burning Room” played on her CD changer.
Nikki and I kissed even harder and heavier than we had before (away from the lights of the Vista, we weren’t worried about people seeing us here), and at one point I slid my hands under her turtleneck and felt her breasts over the black bra she was wearing.
It was intense. In fact it was one of the most passionate “eighth-grade make out sessions” I’ve ever experienced in my life. Immediately, it was apparent to both Nikki and I that the sexual chemistry between the two of us was very strong.
Nikki told me that night that she had never been unfaithful to her husband – and that up until that evening she had never so much as kissed another man before.
As with everything else she said to me at the time – politically or otherwise – I believed her. Unreservedly, even. I asked her why she let me kiss her earlier that night and she said she didn’t know – a theme that would evolve and expand over the next few months as our affair blossomed.
Around forty-five minutes after we arrived at Emily Douglas Park we left – and Nikki took me back to my car.
Now … we’ll get into our reasons for releasing this particular excerpt at a later date – or maybe we won’t.
And maybe we’ll publish future excerpts as the mood strikes us – or maybe we won’t.
By the way, anytime Haley wants to sue us for libel, we’re waiting … in fact, it might be good to get some sworn statements on the record as it relates to this case, don’tcha think?
You know, since Haley has thus far refused to do that …
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By just sayin' February 4, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Yeah, she told the people of SC the same thing — and then F’d the rest of us, just like she did Will and Larry.
By Alphonse February 4, 2011 at 2:40 pm
That’s what I’m talking about!
By Trey February 4, 2011 at 2:43 pm
It’s a shame you aren’t in the dairy business because you really know how to milk.
By MajorC February 4, 2011 at 2:48 pm
“…or maybe we won’t” Kinda’ sums things up. Is now and ever shall be…
1,000,000 hits and you resort to this? Maybe YOU should have lunch with Cubbie Culbertson.
By Anonymous February 4, 2011 at 2:50 pm
What is the plan here, if any? Surely not to get Ken Ard into the governor’s office? According to Wikipedia the order of succession is Lieutenant Governor, President Pro Tempore of the Senate, Speaker of the House. If none of those can serve, the General Assembly is to elect a new governor. Are any of those options really that exciting to you?
By Nikki's my bitch February 4, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Bridget Keeney, eat your heart out.
By NoName February 4, 2011 at 3:11 pm
And so it begins.
Tricki…. you might try calling Martha Stewart….a pretty smart person….and asking her how her lawyers eventually convinced and explained why she was fucked. Words can be such a bitch.
Any attempt to recast your position….something like “I have never said anything about what I may or may have not done with Will Folks”…. “because it is not relevant to me being Governor of this great State”….”especiallhy after you citizens bought that bullshit story from Mark”……well…. this path will look great on paper…..but it will surely eat your ass alive.
Be proud of the fact that you stared down the whole State with your denial and got elected anyway…..Gresham, Henry and Andre and of course Vinny ….they get a special type of historical hell if it makes you feel better.
Get a good agent, a good family lawyer, and start writing your own book.
Your future wealth will be dictated by both your flexibility and your humility….Spitzer needs a replacement for Parker ASAP.
By gomez February 4, 2011 at 3:20 pm
who gave who the std???
By conservative1 February 4, 2011 at 3:39 pm
The truth will set you free. If you lie and get caught, immediately come clean. People respect the truth.
By dwb619 February 4, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Now if FIT’S had done RITA I would be impressed.
By Steve V February 4, 2011 at 4:35 pm
that some Dear Penthouse stuff right there….I mean, I hear. I don’t look at that stuff.
By Dixie February 4, 2011 at 5:52 pm
That aroused me so much I think I am going to have to have sex tonight. There is no telling how long it will take me to read that book once it comes out.
By 803andy February 4, 2011 at 6:04 pm
ain’t this some sh1t.
By rob February 4, 2011 at 7:06 pm
I’m sure your Presbyterian parents are really proud of you now!
By hipaa violator February 4, 2011 at 8:00 pm
I seem to remember you giving John Mayer some musical props right around the time that album came out. All makes sense now.
By I hope February 4, 2011 at 8:49 pm
I hope it’s a picture book.
Btw, if someone scans it and publishes it on the internet will you sue them?
By BIN News Editorial Staff February 4, 2011 at 9:06 pm
Will your porno chapter about Trikki Nikki be before or after the chapter on the Midlands’ elected official you once claimed had a Strom problem?
sic(k) willie, your credibility is as thin as pond scum.
Only more slimy and stinky.
And, this smells like just another willie scam.
BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced
By MajorC February 4, 2011 at 10:40 pm
803 Andy is hyperventilating. Will is his hero! It’s hard to spell “sh1t” when you have a boner.
By That Boz Guy @ The Beach February 5, 2011 at 1:20 am
Some would say it’s just normal, no big deal. Women, even Repub womean, gotta get a little strange every now and then, too.
And — some would say — you can’t get much stranger than Sic.
By conservative1 February 5, 2011 at 1:59 am
Hey guys…the worst thing in the world is to come forward and tell the truth..only to be called a liar. Yet, those who lie are treated like royalty. May the truth prevail, your excellancy.
By You Make Me FITS February 5, 2011 at 2:51 am
Finally, FITS spills the details that…well shit, I guess this is still just unsubstantiated bull shit…well at least you and Nikki have a lot in common in that regard.
Two lying scum bags get together for the evening trist (or longer) who gives a flip? Haley could have shot Sheheen on stage and the far, far, far right (S.C.’s moderate base that is) would have cheered wildly and demanded to get to vote for her twice.
By fitsnews February 5, 2011 at 9:39 am
BIN,
Regarding the “Strom problem,” you might check with Nikki’s blogbots. They seem to have the skinny on that.
-FITS
By NoName February 5, 2011 at 10:57 am
I was waiting for BIN to show up while Haddon was playing that card on Knotts. Assume you told her and she told Haddon.
Come on Bin…call Haddon out for that duel.
And is it official that BIN is saying Nikki did not do it…or just that they still hate Folks.
It all gets a little foggy when you start posting with the specifics.
So who in the press….blogs….new media…old media……asks her the question first…..”Gov…..what do you or your staff have to say about the posted comments by Will Folks that you and he engaged in extra marital sexual activity”…..she can limit State press functions……. but at some point someone at Fox will ding her with this….and if she warns them not too….which a rookie might do….well then she slides into a different category.
As she struggles to figure out what to do next….it will be interesting to see who in the SCGOP attacks her first….she is baiting Loftis with the exclusion…..how quickly she may find that she has little to give or trade….the old Cola Mafia does this duplicitous horse trading before breakfast.
I would like to see the next leak deal with all the staff back and forth as the shit was hitting the fan…..got to believe that the State press is going to be a lot less friendly to the staff now that they realize that her inner gaurd is so happy to stiff arm the press. Lets give those jackals some meat to ask those staffers WTF were you trying to say.
Because the responce of “I never said that” puts them in the Martha Stewart jail cell.
By Andrew February 5, 2011 at 11:31 am
Will, honestly, you need to remember your days growing up and the messages you heard at First Presbyterian.
You need that now, too.
You need that gospel.
By fitsnews February 5, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Andrew,
Why do we need the “First Pres” gospel? Is it more special than the gospel preached at other churches?
Please elaborate …
And while you’re at it, please explain why so many members at First Pres think that their Jesus is somehow better or smarter than the Jesus that other people believe in? Dick DeWitt and Sinclair Ferguson are geniuses, man, but they don’t have a monopoly on truth – which is frankly something more First Pres members need to recognize.
They also weren’t there when I was growing up.
Also, not all of the book is going to be so “touchy-feely.” In fact it’s going to be a very non-tabloid, issues-based, intellectual work (i.e. why we have designated it as a “tome”).
Don’t judge a book by its excerpt, in other words.
-Sic
By BIN News Editorial Staff February 5, 2011 at 1:28 pm
It’s great to see sic(k) willie returning to his sensitive side about his wacko claim that a MiDlAnDs’ ElEcTeD @fficial has a Strom problem.
sic(k) willie, you broke wind on this. Don’t pawn it off.
You promised and promised and promised proof.
All you delivered was pond scum.
Put up or shut up.
About your wacko claim of nookie-nookie with trikki nikki.
By Billy Bob February 5, 2011 at 5:10 pm
What ya’ gonna call it? “War and Piece”
By Soft Sigh from Hell February 5, 2011 at 6:47 pm
“Crime and Poonishment”
By Soft Sigh from Hell February 5, 2011 at 6:58 pm
“The Gropes of Wrath”
By Soft Sigh from Hell February 5, 2011 at 7:10 pm
“A Passage to India”
No wait, that one’s already taken.
“The Loon is a Harsh Mistress”
OK, I’ll stop now.
By OhNoNotAgain February 5, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Back in the ’70s there was a book, “Bored of the Rings.” Send up of Lord of the Rings. Did in like 160 pages what Tolkien did in three BOOKS. Great sendup. Was by the Harvard Lampoon crowd, I believe.
Anyway, on its inset cover, it had an excerpt.
I quote here — “Do you like what you doth see . . . ?” said the voluptuous elf-maiden as she provocatively parted the folds of her robe to reveal the rounded, shadowy glories within. Frito’s throat was dry, though his head reeled with desire and ale.
“She slipped off the flimsy garment and strode toward the fascinated
boggie unashamed of her nakedness. She ran a perfect hand along his hairy toes, and he helplessly watched them curl with the fierce insistent wanting of her.”
The tease, just one page long, goes on, to a point where Frito the Boggie almost reaches a “peak,” shall we say. It’s a tease to the book.
“What an excerpt,” one might exclaim, and buy the book. “I wonder if there’s more.”
Then you buy the book. The excerpt is not actually in the real text of the story. It’s a tease to get pervs to pick up a comedy book.
Lord, I hope this isn’t that.
By OhNoNotAgain February 5, 2011 at 9:49 pm
By the way. When you write fiction, you have to set up a situation where what is revealed is logical, even if it is not true.
Is your story true, or fiction? Don’t really care.
The most confirmative thing for me is that you did post that John Mayer song a while back. Don’t know why that strikes my recall as I just know about this guy but don’t really follow him. But I remember it.
But the story itself above? if it’s fiction, then you missed an important thing.
I guess most of the male posters haven’t gotten past their boners to really look at what you wrote and that it is contradictory.
“We never took our clothes off that first night, but the physical relationship between us progressed much faster than I expected.”
AND
“… at one point I slid my hands under her turtleneck and felt her breasts over the black bra she was wearing.
How’d you know what color her bra was if neither of you shed your clothes? I’ve not come across a sheer turtleneck in my day.
But maybe. Still, it makes one wonder.
By sober rover February 5, 2011 at 11:58 pm
exceedingly good news. I missed it yesterday and didn’t see the bold font link. Let it out, and tell your story. Now people like the Publican candidates of ’12 forthcoming, who stated last year that you were unfairly,dishonestly, and completely unrighteously attacking and demeaning and harassing the Gov shall see that in fact the filly they backed was apparently doing all you said, if your words be truth. I do not judge her for falling in love with you, I just feel dishonesty of such directness shows that people have to be honest with their spouses and say the truth rather than blame the reporter for reporting.If she wants to love more than one person, be frank about it. Plus,as you say, if the Governor was being true and your words are false, suing you in SC would seem quite simple.
And since you are confident your words are facts, then your insight shows us more about the character of someone who still has so much potential to do good for the people of SC. My hope is she will preemptively acknowledge being unfaithful, if in fact she was, and all then do a better job as gov then ever. Plus everyone who has been calling you a fantasizing jackass can now have crow soup to chomp on.
By motoman February 6, 2011 at 12:40 pm
You suppose she took it in the butt?
By dianne February 6, 2011 at 2:02 pm
sounds like he copied this from “Superbad”. I mean, give us some facts that can be corroborated.
By Eff the Banks! February 6, 2011 at 2:07 pm
“The last temptation is the greatest treason: To do the right deed for the wrong reason.” -T.S. Eliot
By haha February 6, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Who is this fits kid? Oh right.. some pathetic guy trying to make a name for himself.. seen it.. next..
Even if you did have an affair with her, shame is twice on you.. so much for character.. this is why you will never be happily married.. you just don’t have what it takes
You’re clearly just trying to profit off of this since you probably won’t make it anywhere on your own merit.. No respect to you kid.. get a life
By MFinSC February 6, 2011 at 4:04 pm
Now that “sworn affidavit” is all the “prood” I need. What fucking bullshit! Who is this guy, the nephew of the DSC in South Carolina. Maybe he’ll be the next Democrat candidate for the Senate.
By MFinSC February 6, 2011 at 4:12 pm
Damn, my finger slipped (it’s still wet). I meant “proof”. Anyway, I’d be more disappointed if Nikki had an affair with this friggin’ loser than if she just had an affair. After all, Big Bill Clinton set the standards for our state and national leaders while he was blowing his wad in the White House with Monica.
By Sos February 6, 2011 at 4:36 pm
I’m with Oh NoNotAgain about the color of her bra… no clothes shed, in the dark away from the lights of the Vista, etc. Sounds like you’ve been listening to Rodney Carrington’s song “Dear Penis” a little more than anything by John Mayer. I’m with the “put up or shut up” crowd on this one – innuendo just doesn’t cut it for me. Sorry Will, I’m just saying… !
By Disco Chick February 6, 2011 at 4:43 pm
Will Folks; you’re nothing but a total douche bag! You call yourself a man? I hope Nikki sues you for defamation of character, and I hope someone kicks your junk in! I’ll kick your junk in; you lying sack of horse feces!
By Soft Sigh from Hell February 6, 2011 at 5:57 pm
“The Decline and Fall of the Nether Habiliments”
“The Rise and Fall of the Third Member”
“Pokey’s Diary”
“The Wizard of ‘Ahhh’s'”
This is addictive.
By 1Patriot February 6, 2011 at 10:22 pm
And FITS slips a little further down hill.
By Crooner February 7, 2011 at 11:25 am
This is one “my eight and one-half inch cock” away from the Penthouse Forum. And we all know how true those stories are.
By Jeff February 7, 2011 at 11:50 am
Two points to ponder:
One, If Will has the proof to back up his claims I certainly wouldn’t/don’t blame him for capitolizing on his (supposed) tryst with Haley. After all, he did give her a chance to come clean (no pun intended) before he announced he was writing a book about his chance incounters with her.
Two, if he is dumb-ass enough to come out spewing spunk on Haley that is not true (and she does sue him) he would stand to lose more than the shirt and pants that she may have gotten off of him the first time a round.
So….that being said….my moneys on Folks!
By conservative1 February 7, 2011 at 1:01 pm
Will Folks is doing the right thing. He has been called a liar. For the sake of his wife and children, he must speak the truth.
By Recovering Lobbyist February 7, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Dear Penthouse, blah, blah, blah.
By Hermione February 7, 2011 at 1:46 pm
You’re damn straight it’s not Tolstoy. If you’re going to write this trash, at least get the grammar right. “It was apparent to Nikki and I that the sexual chemistry between us… ” That should be Nikki and ME.
By Billy Bob February 7, 2011 at 2:34 pm
Nikki and you???? Is this another claim of an affair? And Hermione, would this be “that kind of affair”???
By Good For You February 7, 2011 at 3:14 pm
I’ve had crazy 8th grade make-outs at Emily Douglass Park too. great location for it! I ended up marrying the guy ;) wonder if it will be policed more once your book comes out. I sure hope not.
By Blackman February 7, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Sic Willie, a gentleman never kisses and tell. But, you never claimed to be a gentleman did ya?
By scmajor February 7, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Dry fucking is not sex.
So, does she have tits or not? Hard to tell.
By just sayin' February 7, 2011 at 6:38 pm
Will, you owe your readers some explanation as to why you continue with this.
Website hits? Drumming up interest in your book? Ego? Attention? Do you hate her that much? Funny way to treat someone who let you feel her up. You ought to be down on your knees thanking her for making you relevant.
She is just going to ingore you, which is what she should do.
That will drive you CRAZY.
“Poor Will. I barely knew him.”
The main stream media can’t do anything if she keeps stonewalling. Her big mistake will be if she tries to address it.
She won’t.
By dwb619 February 7, 2011 at 8:08 pm
She got 51.3% of the voters to swallow.
Does she?
By Lolita February 7, 2011 at 9:14 pm
Good grief, I didn’t read this blog ’till I got the e-mail blast.
Very powerful stuff, clearly described, but hopefully the book will describe more.
Nikki is now a public figure, and she asked for it.
This is really fascinating, and she is really gorgeous.
Apparently her physical relationship with her husband had (has?) gone dead.
Happens to about 80 percent of couples, so not surprising.
Now that she is governor, apparently falsely claiming transparency fidelity to her husband and marriage, and falsely malaigning Will Folks, she asked for it.
In the new electronic communication age of wikileaks, social networking changing middle east governments wholesale, Will’s upcoming book is only natural.
She asked for it.
I’m curious to know about the specifics.
Breast size, nipple size, swallow vs. spit out, smell sweet or fishy down there, how often, where, how easy to give her orgasm, how often, a screamer, a moaner, always in her car, like the hammer inside or the tongue or finger outside, what used for birth control, etc.
By Elliott, South Carolina February 7, 2011 at 10:43 pm
Is the grammar correct? Why didn’t you write “apparent to both Nikki and me” rather than “apparent to both Nikki and I”?
By baker February 7, 2011 at 11:05 pm
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that “me” is the way to go there.
By oh my February 8, 2011 at 12:01 am
EWWWWWWWW. I Played in that park as a child. I took my son to that park last time I was in Columbia. Who knew that it was a Den of Sin. Dang. I will have to be careful next time I am in town that some politician might give my two year old a free show by the monkey bars.
By fitsnews February 8, 2011 at 12:12 am
“Praise the grammar police …”
And to whoever asked how I knew her bra was black that’s easy – I pulled her shirt up. Trikki almost always wore black – although she occasionally wore dark green or maroon lingerie.
Details, details … I could go on for pages (and I am).
Also to the people who say gentlemen never tell, you’re right … both in that this is true and that I never claimed to be a “gentleman.”
More importantly, though, I also never asked for this fight – as the messages I released shortly after Nikki launched her smear campaign against me capably demonstrate.
-W
By Wilber Force February 8, 2011 at 1:49 am
This governor can’t effectively care about
The State of The State, because she’s got to care about
The State of the Governor.
And why does she have to care about
The State of The Governor over The State of The State?
Because she lied to to The People of The State!
And why is Will Folks
The most significant Person of The State?
Because he has the Truth on The Governor of The State.
It’s Folks and Truth vs Haley and Power.
51.3% can’t save her now!Literally “write-on” Will!
The people of South Carolina will be the real winners!
By rose wilkins February 8, 2011 at 5:46 am
Sic ‘em!!!
By Jeff February 8, 2011 at 9:44 am
Rose….you must be Davids significant other…..go figure! Wouldn’t that be the cats meow!…or would that be purrrrrrrrrrr!
By rose wilkins February 8, 2011 at 11:58 am
Jeff, that would be purrrrrrrrrr!
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By MajorC February 8, 2011 at 7:50 pm
Today, WVOC, 560AM, Kevin Cohen took calls at the 5:00 o’clock hour discussing Gov. Haley’s response to the Fox affiliate TV station interviewing Will Folks about his “upcoming” book. Of course 560′s audience is generally pro Go.v Haley, but most of the callers today felt it was a mistake for her to post her remarks on Facebook.
Most said the Governor should not respond to such negative remarks and they felt she was “lowering” herself by doing so. Also, what I found odd was that an overwhelming majority of the callers felt that Will Folks’ insinuations were false. Sworn affidavit or not.
Many expressed a concern why a TV station would interview someone who is “about” to publish a book. Is this news? Why not wait until the book comes out? I missed the comment about the general manager of the station having some sort of political connection with…(whom?) Anybody know?
This particular audience seems to feel that what ever happened in the past should be between Gov. Haley and her husband. What does Mr. Folks hope to accomplish by publishing his book? Clear his reputation, as he says? That will never happen, not in his lifetime. Enjoy the “blood money” when it starts rolling in. Charlie Daniel’s is already coming out with a new version of “Devil Went Down To South Carolina.” /The chicken is in the bread pan and he will be picking out the dough/!
By Who Cares February 8, 2011 at 10:32 pm
I’m just curious as to why Mr. Lothario has to make this public? What a shameless age we live in, and how pathetic the male of the species has become.
By Wilber Force February 9, 2011 at 12:34 am
Hey, Folks does have something in common with God:
“His truth is marching on”!
By MajorC February 9, 2011 at 8:05 am
Wilbur, We are still waiting on he joke….
Stick with your day job, if you have one.
By fpg February 9, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Never underestimate the powerful aphrodisiac effects of holding office…. or working for someone holding office. What normal person would want to live such a public and narcissistic life? There are excepts but fewer and further between. No church or faith’s members are more “chosen” than another. Frequently, those that protest, preach and blame the loudest are trying to drown out their own issues! How about this… Presbyterians and all.. how about we wish these obviously confused if not troubled people well and pray they find their way(s)?!?!
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By fpg February 9, 2011 at 12:22 pm
I want to add… with family from South Carolina and having spent much time in SC – a state with much to love – one initial impression is that SC is a state with many people active in their churches and claiming to follow the principals of the Bible. Yet, with this issue, your former Governor and many, many activities around politics – INCLUDING MANY POSTS ABOUT THIS ARTICLE ON GOVERNOR HAILEY – I am often shocked at the mean and ugly comments people toss out. Has Southern Charm been replaced by Southern hatefullness? I thought the Bible and faith was about kindness and forgiveness. Perhaps we should ALL focus more on what is going on in our own lives and our own Grace and goodness than worrying about gossip about people who may or may NOT be struggling.
By Lynne February 9, 2011 at 12:52 pm
I knew that this would happen; actually called it when the first stories came out. Will, you are a genius! You gave her ample warning to “come clean” and she chose to call your bluff, which was what you had anticipated all along. You KNEW that she would thumb her nose at you and go right ahead and lose the election. What your revelations and the fallout will help to provide for SC is the REALITY that she is worse than a good ol boy; she hides behind the skirt, the kids, and the baby Jesus to boot! She and Palin are two birds of a feather. This is going to blow them both out of the water.
By Bill February 9, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Those classy, classy heterosexuals. Up to their immoral marriage hijinks yet again.
Tell me again, who is immoral?
I keep forgetting.
By Black Mail February 9, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Strip this down to its core—it’s blackmail.
By Zuma Bound February 9, 2011 at 3:37 pm
[Whining, hysterical teabagger] Disco Chick wrote on 2/4 at 4:43 pm:
“Will Folks; you’re nothing but a total douche bag! You call yourself a man? I hope Nikki sues you for defamation of character, and I hope someone kicks your junk in! I’ll kick your junk in; you lying sack of horse feces!”
(*laughing*) How do you REALLY feel, Miss Deeeesco Cheeeeek?
Do you kiss your framed photographs of Rush, Sarah and Glenn with THAT mouth?!
(*laughing*)
Will gored one of your sacred cows, “Tea Party favorite”, Nikki Haley. So what?! Deal with it, huh? And keep your “potty mouth” to yourself.
The question that you have to ask yourself, Disco Chick, is why Haley hasn’t ALREADY sued Will. The answer is that she can’t because she knows that THE TRUTH is an absolute defense to a claim of defamation.
You might also want to ask yourself why it is that she hasn’t sued Larry Marchant, either.
What are you going to do when Haley comes clean about all of it?
By Zuma Bound February 9, 2011 at 3:40 pm
@ Disco Chick
Still laughing. . .
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By Ed February 9, 2011 at 4:20 pm
Eight grade – Yep. That’s what all this sounds like.
What a jerk. So what if she did or she didn’t? Folks is the kiss and tell bandit – and a good friend (lover?) to have around in a pinch, right?
By Markk February 9, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Should have cornholed her. Was she clean shaven?
By Markk February 9, 2011 at 4:52 pm
Woah hold it a second….republicans are “family values” oriented, right? Then this CAN’T be true!!!
By Alan February 9, 2011 at 6:03 pm
You manage a campaign for a candidate you presumably believe in. You have an affair with that candidate, even though she is married. You confess the affair to the public and humiliate her. She says she would quit office if the affair were true. She continues to run, and you support her. She wins. You write a book to force her to quit. What is the matter with you?
By Jean-Pietro February 9, 2011 at 6:25 pm
This excerpt is like a warm-up stuff with some steam showing up. Nikki seams to know how to grind that stuff, unusual for a conservative woman.
I am guessing that the book will simply be burning with more details: Is Nikki a good kisser? Is she really aggressive in bed? I mean, does she take really care of her man in bed? Does she enjoy going down on him like a really nasty bitch? Is she a screamer? Does she like acrobatic positions? How many times can she orgasm during an hour of pounding, creamy and sweaty sex? Does she talk dirty during sex? If she does all these stuffs and more, I will vote for her for president of the USA.
By Penny February 9, 2011 at 6:56 pm
I’m looking forward to the movie. But who would play Haley?
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By Zuma Bound February 10, 2011 at 1:32 am
Alan wrote:
“[Will], what is the matter with you?”
Yeah, Alan, THAT’S the question. . .(*laughing*)
Not. . .”Governor Haley, what’s wrong with YOU”.
Trikki Nikki lied to you and the rest of South Carolina, you ate it up because she is a teabagger and you want to make it ALL about Will?! Pathetic and laughable deflection.
Haley is just another Republican “party of family values” hypocrite, not to mention just another lying, scheming politician, and all you want to do is find a way, any way, to avoid having to reflect on that.
You’re method of choice? Attack Will Folks, and ignore the “[Tea Party favorite/Republican] elephant” in the room.
Well, Alan, Democrats everywhere are laughing at the jam that Haley has gotten herself into, and they’re laughing at people like you who, because they refuse to take their partisan blinders off, say the stupidest things in her “defense”.
Will gave Haley the opportunity to come clean, and she spurned it. Whatever happens now is her own damn fault. She probably could have trumped Will’s revelations originally by simply admitting to them, and then apologizing for temporarily losing her moral compass, or something like that.
Instead, she chose to lie, and in choosing to do so, said that she would resign if her affair with Will was ever proven.
You’re holding the wrong person’s feet to the fire, Alan. Even if you can make the case that Will is a cad, the fact remains that your Governor is a liar and a cheat, her political “bonafides” notwithstanding.
By SpaceyG on Twitter February 10, 2011 at 8:45 am
SC – you have a literature problem.
By DC_JIM February 10, 2011 at 9:47 am
It was hot until that part about having John Mayer on the CD changer. Really? Making out to John Mayer? I just threw up in my mouth.
By shay February 10, 2011 at 2:25 pm
You misspelled Michael
By Zuma Bound February 10, 2011 at 5:47 pm
@ Ed
Trikki Nikki lied to you and the rest of South Carolina, you ate it up because she is a teabagger and you want to make it ALL about Will?! Pathetic and laughable deflection.
Haley is just another Republican “party of family values” hypocrite, not to mention just another lying, scheming politician, and all you want to do is find a way, any way, to avoid having to reflect on that.
You’re method of choice? Attack Will Folks, and ignore the “[Tea Party favorite/Republican] elephant” in the room.
Well, Ed, Democrats everywhere are laughing at the jam that Haley has gotten herself into, and they’re laughing at people like you who, because they refuse to take their partisan blinders off, say the stupidest things in her “defense”.
Will gave Haley the opportunity to come clean, and she spurned it. Whatever happens now is her own damn fault. She probably could have trumped Will’s revelations originally by simply admitting to them, and then apologizing for temporarily losing her moral compass, or something like that.
Instead, she chose to lie, and in choosing to do so, said that she would resign if her affair with Will was ever proven.
You’re holding the wrong person’s feet to the fire, Ed. Even if you can make the case that Will is a cad, the fact remains that your Governor is a liar and a cheat, her political “bonafides” notwithstanding.
Ed asks, “So what if she did or didn’t?”
It matters, Ed. It matters because “if she did”, she is a liar and a cheat who deceived the people who elected her, and who has quite publicly said that if Will’s claims are proven true, she will resign. Hardly the stuff of “eight [sic] grade”, big boy.
Trikki Nikki has been lying about this all along. If she had been telling the truth, she would have already sued Will for defamation, won her suit and this would have all been put to bed.
She hasn’t sued Will for defamation because she knows that he is telling the truth and that the truth is an absolute defense in a defamation case.
Just deal with it, and stop reflexively attacking anyone who has the temerity to gore one of your sacred cows.
By MajorC February 11, 2011 at 7:59 am
Welcome back Zuma Bound. Number 17?
The House Organ is back. Let’s come up with some more quirky quotes. The stuff in the Gear Shop is getting stale. I can see sacred cows from my house? Keep up the good work, vibrato buddy.
By Poker February 13, 2011 at 12:23 am
How come Earl Capps and Thad Viers have been quiet about all of this? They must be fags.
By Poker February 13, 2011 at 1:06 pm
I know why. The lawyers came to see them and realized they didn’t know shit. You don’t either.