Over on his Facebook page earlier this week, our founding editor tossed out the idea of publishing a sex column here on FITS.
As with anything that includes the word “sex,” the idea prompted quite a few responses … including several offers from people interested in writing the column (one even had a nifty trademarked title ready).
The suggestion also prompted several funny remarks …
“I thought FITS was already a sex column,” one of Sic’s Facebook friends commented.
“Is Nikki Haley writing it?” another asked.
“It would help us all shed those holiday pounds as the mental mashing of ‘Will Folks’ and ‘sex’ would render us all unable to consume food!” another noted.
Good stuff, people … good stuff.
Several folks wanted to know exactly what kind of new feature we were talking about … a sex advice column? A how-to column? A Penthouse-style forum (perhaps moderated by Bridget Keeney)? A column exposing the sexual escapades of the Palmetto state’s political class?
Honestly we’re not sure yet what format such a venture would follow … as with everything we do, we haven’t really thought it through.
Sic has sent an email to his favorite amateur porn star in an attempt to gauge her interest in being a part-time contributor … and obviously we’re open to your suggestions as well.
Shoot us an email, reach us on our contact page or join the discussion over on Sic’s Facebook page …
Pic: Naughty at Home
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By Andy January 7, 2011 at 9:45 am
Excellent idea, and so totally fucking original. An internet sex site. Hmmm, it might just work. People might even pay to view bare ass naked women. Hey, you never know.
What’s that? Oh, it’s a column you say, not a sex site. Sure Fits, sure.
By conservative January 7, 2011 at 10:20 am
Will there be excerpts from the soon to be published Nookie Bookie? Can’t wait to buy a copy.
By Cate January 7, 2011 at 10:30 am
There are some things every guy should know. Guys, when you’re kissing, stop slobbering in our mouth.The object is to make us want more, not make us want to stop. I’m really glad you are so hydrated, but really, I’m not looking for water in your mouth. If I’m thristy, I’ll get a drink and come back.
Honesty is the best thing. You don’t need to tell me you love me, want to get married or that you want me to be your baby-momma. Don’t confess your undying love, it makes me nervous. I’m a big girl, and I don’t care if you don’t call me again. Just shut-up, and let’s get it on!
Last, don’t be silly–wrap your willy!
By Carlos January 7, 2011 at 12:56 pm
I read the politicians-and-sex comments to my wife regularly and she howls with laughter. Great idea. Better than sports, cooking, or travel themes. Just keep the politicians’ picadillos.
By dirtbogger January 7, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Damnit Cate where the hell were you 12 years ago? I am happily married now but we could have had some fun back then.
By Andy January 7, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Cate: Here’s one many women have missed. Suck damnit, don’t blow.
By Steve V. January 7, 2011 at 4:20 pm
to add to to what Andy said- mind the stepchildren when down there.
By Mrs. Sic January 9, 2011 at 5:36 pm
OMG
By Alphonse January 9, 2011 at 5:54 pm
Sic, I’m in for this idea.
By Cate January 10, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Andy-Why do they call it a “blow job?” The name just doesn’t make sense at all. I guess “blow job” is better than “suck job.”
By Andy January 11, 2011 at 7:18 am
Cate: A question I have also wondered about. A google search brought up lots of interesting websites and suggestions on this nomenclature. One interesting one:
http://www.panatibooks.com/intimate/blowjob.html
From a strictly selfish and totally adolescent point of view, if it were anything but “blowjob”, I wouldn’t be able to smirk and laugh each time I pass a BJ’s warehouse store. Who came up with that name for a business?
By Cate January 11, 2011 at 11:42 am
You said “BJ”. Heheheh. :)
By Who Cares January 20, 2011 at 12:55 pm
It all sounds so passionless. Just like any other bodily function. Then I remember the words of the great philosopher who replied to the comment sex without love is but an empty experience. Yes, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best, spoke the master.