Kate Down Under

We’re not sure what it is about Kate Gosselin. We know there’s a lot wrong there … we know there’s precious little going on upstairs … and we know that her belly button is a few degrees north of its original, pre-tuck coordinates.

Still, like Sarah Palin, we get that good old fashioned feeling about her …

Why is that?

Maybe we’re just suckers for classless vapidity. Or maybe we know that “classless vapidity” invariably translates into amazing sex … particularly when aged appropriately. That’s why we thoroughly enjoyed Gosselin’s guest appearance on “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” which we watched several times … with the mute button depressed, obviously.

Seriously … the further she gets from her starring role in “Great National Drama,” the better Kate looks to us.

Anyway, here’s the reality TV mom on a trip with her kids to the land down under, which lamentably is not an allusion to founding editor’s sweatpants …

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