How The Megan Has Fallen

After briefly flirting with a spot in our founding editor’s top five hotties list (which is currently comprised of Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Charlize Theron and Rihanna), actress Megan Fox has recently taken a dip into “we wouldn’t kick her out of bed or anything” territory.

Ouch …

We don’t get it, either, because as these pics of Fox rockin’ a black bikini in Hawaii clearly demonstrate – her bod is still most definitely bangin’.

Trust us, we’re not down on Fox because of her tattoos … we like those. In fact, our founding editor is most definitely in the “hell yeah my girl’s got tats” category of dudes, even though the lovely Mrs. Sic is (for the moment) ink-deprived.

Frankly, we think our declining affinity for Fox is due to the fact that she married friggin’ David Silver (a.k.a Brian Austin Green).

Oh well, “don’t call it a comeback …”

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