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Dibs!!!

One of, if not THE hottest actress, in the world is back on the market.

After a little more than two years of marriage, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have decided to split. The couple released the following statement:

After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.

I would like to go ahead and take this moment to call dibs on Scarlett Johansson. And by the Bro-Code, you have to respect dibs. I have already run it by Mrs. V., and she said if I think I can get it, I should go for it. Either that or she’ll hit me if I go for it – I really wasn’t listening.

No disrespect to Ryan Reynolds. Van Wilder is very high on the short list of people I would love to hang out with.

But the couple seemed to have spent a lot of time apart. Reynolds has been busy filming “The Green Lantern” while Johansson has been busy with “The Iron Man” series as well as the upcoming “The Avengers” movie – not to mention her recurring role in the hit series that is my filthy imagination.

Guys, it’s time to hit the gym and do some serious man-scaping.

Mr. Reynolds will be a tough act to follow – which I mean in as straight a way possible.

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Author’s Note: Steve V. is just living the dream – married to beautiful woman and with a son to match his dad’s good looks. Steve V. keeps it real. He’s a man’s man (not in a gay way). He doesn’t sugarcoat anything. If you’re a moron, he will make damn sure you are aware of it. He grabs life by the balls … and squeezes. Steve is what you want your son to be, and your daughter to stay away from.

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