A Lowcounty, S.C. blogger accused of having “drunken sex” with a South Carolina gubernatorial candidate (and other Palmetto state politicians) isn’t denying the claims made against him.
At least not yet.
Earl Capps – author of The Blogland of Earl Capps – found himself at the center of a political firestorm on Tuesday when the blog Voting Under the Influence published a story that seemed to implicate him as a participant in an extramarital affair with the Republican Party’s gubernatorial nominee, Nikki Haley.
Here’s an excerpt from the story:
VUI has been presented with shocking information that links a lowcountry blogger to drunken sex with a candidate for Governor of South Carolina and other SC politicos. The staff is trying to get it cold and the lawyers are reviewing what we have. But, oh, my what a scandal it could be. The stuff we got will make Will Folks blush if it is true. What a scandal …
… if this stuff checks out, it is going to change the race. What boggles our minds is that most reporters in South Carolina for the mainstream media seem either too ignorant or lazy to see what is right in front of them. We know that they sat on the Sanford emails with his Latin lover, so we conclude that they are sitting on this bombshell as well.
The author of Voting Under the Influence, Brian McCarty, did not specifically identify Capps in the story. Nor did he name the gubernatorial candidate alleged to have engaged in “drunken sex” with the blogger. He did make a reference to the fact that his website would be “tracking Hurricane Earl” in the coming days, however, and FITS has since confirmed with McCarty that his post was referencing information that pertained to Capps and Haley.
McCarty did not elaborate on the information he received or his timetable for publishing it.
In a lengthy exchange of text messages with FITS yesterday, Capps repeatedly joked about the rumor – but did not deny it.
“I’m not going to admit or deny that one,” Capps eventually said after numerous attempts to deflect the question.
Asked specifically if he had ever been romantically involved with Haley, Capps said “I am not going to address those allegations at this time until I figure out what someone has gotten a hold of. That is my official position.”
Capps, 39, is divorced with children. Haley is married with children.
Late Tuesday evening, Capps sent the following Facebook message to his accuser:
This shit is NOT funny. Now I’ve got people thinking I’m a bitter ex who is going to take Nikki out for revenge, as if Will (Folks)’s confessions did much good. Had to spend part of my afternoon talking to a lawyer, hoping this doesn’t become a circus of personal revelations about me, her, or both. I don’t have time for this crap, and now my phone won’t stop ringing and email won’t stop coming.
Haley’s campaign did not return a phone call seeking comment, although she has responded to previous affair allegations by maintaining that she has been “100 percent faithful” to her husband during their thirteen years of marriage.
One of South Carolina’s better known political bloggers, Capps’ website is reasonably well-read and generally well-respected – although like FITS it does not shy away from taking controversial opinions on issues or candidates. Capps has appeared in numerous forums on new media and was one of a select group of bloggers invited to attend the 2010 SCGOP convention.
On at least one occasion in the past, Capps has worked with the political consulting empire of prominent “Republican in Name Only” J. Warren Tompkins, and during the 2010 Republican gubernatorial runoff, he endorsed U.S. Rep. Gresham Barrett (Tompkins’ client) over Haley, who he slammed as inexperienced.
“Given her lack of accomplishments, indifference about her legislative responsibilities, and her refusal to act like a leader, we don’t see how what a Haley governorship would accomplish, and hope the voters won’t give her a chance to fail as miserably in the Governor’s office as she has as a legislator,” Capps wrote, noting later in the article that his comments “may have sacrificed a friendship with Haley.”
In addition to operating his website, Capps is employed as a communications and human resources advisor to a Lowcountry construction company and is an adjunct professor at the College of Charleston.
Now … do we believe that Capps and Haley knocked boots?
Not really … at least not at this point. Having said that, we will be following Voting Under the Influence closely over the next few days to see what … if any information the website releases in support of its claim.
UPDATE: Has Nikki been “100 percent” faithful? Vote in our poll here.
UPDATE II: Capps has just issued another extensive non-denial on his website.
By Balsac the Hungdudian September 1, 2010 at 8:25 am
If everyone believed everything that showed up on a blog, then hell, I’m ten inches and hot as hell! So ladies bring it on!
I knew this girl named Nikki, you can say she was a?
By Ohmaar September 1, 2010 at 8:27 am
The story said “sex with a candidate for Governor of South Carolina”. It did not specifically state the *Republican* candidate.
Just sayin.
By poster September 1, 2010 at 8:28 am
This thread is useless without pictures.
no one cares. Haley has a 70+ name recongition from these stories. Im sure she is happy these idiots keep coming out.
By eggaday September 1, 2010 at 8:34 am
this is ridiculous.
where is your evidence Sic?
people please don’t let this lady get the governor’s chair. most SC citizens do not want to hear constant paramours talking about bedding Sanfraud in a skirt
By political hack September 1, 2010 at 8:37 am
This guy never left the 80s, hawaiian shirts and greasy long ponytails? The drunken part of all this may be right, the sex, doubtful…Haley looks more like a shaved head redneck typed girl, one with a fish hook on the bill of their “cocks” hat.
By Tom E Stickler September 1, 2010 at 8:37 am
Well, if nothing else, voters should question Nikki’s taste in men.
By Chopper September 1, 2010 at 8:41 am
Bill
Earl
Will
Thad
Mark
Larry
Nikki sure likes to keep it short and sweet. When is it MY turn?
By Doris September 1, 2010 at 8:49 am
As we girls up here have said before on this blog, Nikki thinks like a man. Give her a break.
By Joe Schmoe September 1, 2010 at 8:57 am
Bill
Earl
Will
Thad
Mark
Larry
Joe
By Pussy Galore September 1, 2010 at 9:01 am
Doris baby…….men do it to brag, girls do it for money….., Nikki ain’t bragging……can’t blame her.
By Watching from Afar September 1, 2010 at 9:29 am
Good Lord man! What is this woman, Jenna Jameson??
By StupidShouldHurtMore (SSHM) September 1, 2010 at 9:31 am
Is it just me, or does Earl bear a striking resemblance to Meatloaf in that picture?
“. . . and I would do anything for love . . . but I won’t do that . . .”
. . . or did he?
- SSHM
By Darth September 1, 2010 at 9:33 am
Ohmaar, Earl does have standards, though if Sheheen got him drunk enough…
By I think.... September 1, 2010 at 9:53 am
….it’s Sheheen.
By cabinet level September 1, 2010 at 9:58 am
I sure hope she picks her cabinet appointments better than her lovers!
By exyank September 1, 2010 at 10:23 am
Good lord! Has Sheheen no standards?
By Just a good ole boy September 1, 2010 at 10:27 am
Nikki Haley–talk about a walking door knob!
By Jenny September 1, 2010 at 10:35 am
Nikki – Sarah thinks we need to talk.
By Mitt September 1, 2010 at 10:36 am
Helllllllllllll Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
I am not getting anywhere near that state.
By Crooner September 1, 2010 at 10:42 am
Gotta hand it to her: she may not be transparent, but she sure isn’t superficial.
More women should share it. It’s not like they’re gonna run out of it.
By sick of your sikh denial September 1, 2010 at 10:43 am
Caninet level, you do know she will pick Mark Sanford. That’s what I’m hearing from a couple of local politicians.
By No Name September 1, 2010 at 11:01 am
So let me get this right.
A political consultant…..whore ….for simple folks……who worked against Nuckie in the primary……in support of Bailout Barret for Gods sake….worked or is now working again… for a guy who by the way is clearly being paid big money ….along with many others ….to take Nuckie out …..and so is now attempting to hybrid a strategy out of Will’s earlier strategic move to jump in front of a disclosure…..by now making one up….similar in intent….and thus staying on point…..the point the Good Old Boys hope to hammer away at post labor Day stretch run…..that she is a whore……and initmate that he fucked Nuckie.
Couple of points.
Not unexpected….that is the play on Nuckie is a whore.
Nuckie …or whoever reads this site for you…..it is all about 2012……force Karen to blackmail all these fucks out into the open with endorsements……force Barret\Andre to duplicate Henry’s big endorsement….which will confuse the issue of these back stabbing fucks.
To the extent that you can ignore this shit……..demand that Lincoln invite to the deabtes his emancipated good federal friend Alvin Greene….who by the way is beginning to get what he might get out of all this shit….to the debates.
You have to invite Demint….who I assume will support you in the end…. although he has been kind of quiet ….which tells me that you will not get much support from the sanctimonious Mormon backing Greenville BJU crowd.
For you to fail …..Payday Vinny must surge and as long as you link him to Radio active Barry….Jimmy the Pimp ….and Mr. Greenjeans…I just do not see it in SC.
As to Earl….it is difficult to believe that older folks like him think long hair and a pony tail are of any personal utility….unless he is a cross dresser or trying out for a role in a local production of Hairspray…..which with that triple chin seems a more likely sceanrio.
Lets remember that these Good Old Boys will stop at nothing since Nuckie and Loftis would bring a true end to the enslavement of this State by the statists….so I am expecting a grainy video of this chap romping with a brunette….lets hope he does not suffer from “Jackie small penis syndrome”….and then praying his site gets the same hit counts as FITS.
Again not unexpected……the drama of all this will be written about for years.
Meanwhile….nationally……Sarah is in Iowa….McCains daughter is spewing shit to the media Democrats now that he escaped the primary ….and she can not find a job.
ABC needs a Palin clown…..CBS already has Levi….NBC….well once Brian Roberts becomes boss….no more clowns.
Drudge just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Go FITS go. Imatation is the sincerest form of flattery.
By James September 1, 2010 at 11:18 am
[Fits, I don't know where to put this, so I figured a thread under a photo of greasy ponytailed guy would work.]
Sugar tits strikes again. The Tea Party Express keeps steamrolling them out of the way.
Bennett, buh-bye.
Specter, buh-bye.
Murkowski, buh-bye.
Up next, She-heen, buh-bye.
By sick of your sikh denial September 1, 2010 at 11:36 am
This guy has a BA and a Masters degree. He is also college a professor. He must be pretty smart. I hope he was smart enough to use protection. There are STDs out there, you know.
By Gary September 1, 2010 at 12:18 pm
WILL FOLKS @ IT AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN..
The guy just can’t get let go of his obsession. He is literally stalking Haley with these rumor mongering, innuendo and slander.. He just can’t let go of his porno inflicted mental state which has totally twisted his personality and his life.
By The Colonel September 1, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Sick of Sikh,
He’s a part time instructor, not a professor. There is a difference (I’m an associate prof for the record).
Slick Willie (Clinton, not Folks) got Lewinski’d without a raincoat and he had a BS and a JD (with a little time at Oxford smoking dope thrown in).
Capps is a full time self promoter and this whole thing looks like a web site hit booster.
Oh, the current occupant of 1600 Penn. Ave was a part time instructor with a BA, JD and a lot of time smoking dope in Chicago and he ain’t all that bright either but he does have the self promotion thing down.
By sick of your sikh denial September 1, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Gary, are you saying you don’t enjoy reading FitsNews?
By earl capps September 1, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Wow, I never knew I had so many admirers out there. For a washed-up nobody, y’all sure do think a lot of me.
By sick of your sikh denial September 1, 2010 at 1:13 pm
So, Colonel, I’m guessing you are a Haley Supporter. If you are, I would like to hear your thoughts on what qualifies Haley to be our next governor.
By Master September 1, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Earl – While you are here…….do you know a gal named Doris??? I hear tell she has/had the mega hots for you.
By sick of your sikh denial September 1, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Earl, We do not think of you as washed up. Haley may be going that route, however. I can’t believe she has continued to be protected from the evil eye this long.
By Balsak Tee Baghar September 1, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Greetings, flower-infused scent of a new September!
Haley-haters, I command you now to shut up your horny quiverings about sexual affairs involving Nikki and take a chili pill!
I can honestly assure everybody one thousand five hundred percent that Nikki would never have sex with such a creature as this beastly Earl of Craps!
Just look at him!
Ugh . . . !
He looks like fat Comic Book Guy from “The Simpsons,” after a shave and his annual bath!
Nikki’s taste in men will taste much better than this, I can assure everyone . . . from here to India!
The grocery baggers at Publix, the bus boys in the Vista, the Frank’s Car Wash personnel, the Papa John Pizza delivery guys, the piano movers, the minor-league baseball players, the leaf-blowing Mexicans in Lexington, the bartenders at Yesterdays, the pool cleaners, the Sonic cooks, the IHOP dishwashers, the sweaty roofers and hunky dry-wall installers . . . all these guys lucky enough to boinky-boink the goddess Nikki Haley ARE IN MUCH BETTER PHYSICAL SHAPE THAN THIS ALIEN BLOB FROM THE PLANET FATBACK!
Get some lives for yourselfs, peoples!
Reincarnation is a fact, not a theory like atheist evolution nonsense!
These criticisms of Nikki Haley are as sickening to me as a salmonella-infected fried egg over easy!
Stop thinking and start voting, South Carolina!
Smell the future!
Palin-Haley 2012!
I can see India from my house!
P.S.
Nikki has been 100 percent faithful to the peoples of South Carolina, including sometimes her husband and all the men!
By Lector September 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Gary – We all know you pop a chubby the minute you pull up this site.
By James September 1, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Sugar tits’ blessing, that’s what, douchenozzle.
By Pricey Flak September 1, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Earl,
As a communications guy, you gonna play the PR game or you gonna come up with a direct answer?
Did you or did you not have sexual relations with Nikki Haley?
By Balsak Tee Baghar September 1, 2010 at 2:20 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_book_guy
I rest on my cases!
He has been separated at birth from a cartoon character!
Palin-Haley 2012!
I can see India from my house!
By BSer September 1, 2010 at 2:43 pm
you crack me up ballsack, but this guy looks like he has the hots for she he.
By Earl Capps September 1, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Balsak, any time you’d like to get from behind your computer and hop on a bike, let me know and we’ll see who is in shape. I can push four hours on two wheels anytime you feel froggy, as hot as you want to make it outside.
Let’s see what you’re made of, both in terms of character and physical condition.
The only India you see from your house is the little girl next door you ogle as you … entertain yourself.
By Sam September 1, 2010 at 2:51 pm
I don’t know about you but when I’m loaded I can’t get it up.
And this story seems not real because this fellow looks 150 pounds overweight, not alluring to girls.
Photos, please.
By Joe September 1, 2010 at 3:11 pm
If this is true, Nikki Haley needs to step down as the GOP nominee. I am tired of this nonsense. Sheheen needs to win this election, whatever the polls here say.
By shay September 1, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Earl is in shape? He must carry all his weight in his neck.
Nikki seems to have a type, doesn’t she?
By Frankly Frank September 1, 2010 at 3:15 pm
“Photos, please.”
NO PHOTOS, PLEASE!
Look, we’ve got a fat, obfuscating political blogger getting into a heated argument with a skinny, fictional Indian character whose first name is a slang word for “testicles.”
Only in South Carolina is comedy like this free of any cover charge whatsoever.
God bless this state for the mountain of yucks it delivers each and every day, courtesy of its unpaid clowns.
By Armstrong September 1, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Earl – It’s known as pulling, and you couldn’t pull a little red wagon down the street for 4 minutes. Come on……..now I’m not so sure you pumped the Nikkster.
By sick of your sikh denial September 1, 2010 at 3:26 pm
I think Earl looks fine. Let’s face it, Michael isn’t exactly arm candy. And I believe Haley does have a type,….and that type is anyone that could advance her career in any way.
By Mable September 1, 2010 at 3:26 pm
You know….Earl. You shouldn’t get so defensive. I mean, you do appear rather overweight. There is no chance Nikki could survive you being on top, and you are picking a fight with a comedian. Chilax.
By Pricey Flak September 1, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Earl,
I’m still waiting for a direct answer. If you need PR help, feel free to call. Diversions are just that, diversions. PR 101: Always tell the truth.
Did you or did you not have sexual relations with Nikki Haley?
By Sikki Haley September 1, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Finally, the Haley campaign realizes claims of adulterous relatinoships with her has actually HELPED her campaign signficantly because all of those big-bad-mean-old-stupid-no-good-unfair boys are picking on little-poor-sweet-innocent-Nikki-wikki-kins…awww!
Actually, I say “finally,” but in reality they figured this out immediately and probably paid money for more men to “come out.” Any time her campaign is hurting from now on, just claim an affair. Also, the more B.S. allegations that come out from bloggers the better – no credibility when it comes to ‘sensational scoops’(even though it may well be true) and it seems so unfair to little Nikki-kins. Oh the unfairness of it all.
By Balsak Tee Baghar September 1, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Greetings, my retaliatory obese friend!
It is written by you:
“Balsak, any time you’d like to get from behind your computer and hop on a bike, let me know and we’ll see who is in shape. I can push four hours on two wheels anytime you feel froggy, as hot as you want to make it outside.”
Thank you for this kind and generous invitation!
I must tell you, my dear Crapsy, that my computer is also a bicycle, and — therefore — not only am I more technologically advanced and more mathmatically adept than you, Your Fatness, I am also more shapely as a human!
Whereas, your remarkable shape is like that of the Gulf oil spill (blob) and three times as greasy!
Also, any bicycle unfortunate enough to suffer your fatitude for more than four seconds will not operate anymore forever!
Good luck selling this wreck on Craig’s List!
The only wheels in the same picture as you are on a hot dog cart!
“I’m outta hot dogs now,” repeats the gloomy vendor!
You have further written!
“Let’s see what you’re made of, both in terms of character and physical condition.”
I am made of pleasant spirits and fragrant curries, while you are made of snack bags and Pringles tubes!
And Slim Jims and Fat Jims!
Keep grunting and smell your future!
Palin-Haley 2012!
I can see India from my house!
By Lazer September 1, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Never mind…..Balsak is back!!!!
By Stumpy September 1, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Hey Joe Schmoe,
You left our Larry and Curly. Most of them seem to have been stoges.
By Peoples September 1, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Hey Earl – Don’t go away man. You are the Honored Guest. Can we do a quick little Q & A ???? I have soooo many questions.
By sick of your sikh denial September 1, 2010 at 4:17 pm
May God help us all if Haley or Palin reaches the White House.
By Old Bike Dude September 1, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Earl you are invited to join Dick Owners of America in Columbia on Halloween Eve as we hold the first ever Million Man Gangbang of Nimrata Igotta Uhotta for my Twatta Haley. Since you’ve already popped that thang please stay near the back of the line.
By sick of your sikh denial September 1, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Hey old bike dude,funny stuff. I think you may be giving Balsak a run for his money.
By Huhhh??? September 1, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Oh, stop it.
The good Christian GOPers of SC are so prideful, so sure they could never misjudge the character of one they support (they’ve already forgotten about Mark), they would never admit to themselves that Nikki could be the biggest slut to ever run for political office.
Therefore, this is just another ploy by her supporters to gain more support from the Christian Right.
By Bosco September 1, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Hey Earl – We don’t mean nothing around here, just having some fun. Glad you came by to visit. There used to be some Brian guy from RedDog, but he’s gone. He didn’t like the Nikki swallowing the leader joke………..
By POPhillip September 1, 2010 at 5:07 pm
In reading all of this, I have to ask how many of you have JOBS?!? I mean you all can’t be living at mom’s or on welfare, can you? Who has time to post all this CRAP about someone who didn’t say anything in the first place? Who cares who Earl Capps is and who reads his blog?
By POPhillip September 1, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Peoples, do you mean Q&A, or T&A?
By Ratchet September 1, 2010 at 5:35 pm
POPhillip – Ahhhhhhhhh……..you sure do write like that prick Gary…..you all kin??? Sounds like Nikki be living the T&A.
By Saddie September 1, 2010 at 5:42 pm
I used to talk with Nikki all the time. She is NOT like that. She always shys away from kiss and tell. She is afraid people will think she is a slut or something.
By countryboy September 1, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Must be She-heen. Haley has to have better taste than that pig.
By J. Gatz September 1, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Funny one, Old Bike Dude.
I’ll be there for Nimrata Twatta’s Hollow-weenie Eve.
Earl, you brought your spoon to a grenade fight.
Now your broken spoon is doubling as a butt plug.
You’re better off screaming at the screen as it collects the bright orange Cheetos fragments.
By SnakeMD September 1, 2010 at 8:34 pm
My sock puppet meter just activated. Pegged a 10! There are more sock puppets here than in 3 trunks at a Punch and Judy Show. Ah, and I see that the master strawman puppeteer is back again in rare form. He still wears a jester’s motley. I recognize him by his gleeful cackle and the other wooden-headed members of his cast. I’m still waiting for the Chinese Plate Spinners to arrive. In the meantime, I’ll just sit back and watch the little aggressive glove-puppet continue with his grotesque comedy routine. Mr. Scaramouche where are you when we need you?
By south mauldin September 1, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Earl,
Please be gracious enough to admit that your ass was just handed to you by Balsak. You appear to be nothing more than a Rod Shealy wannabe who can’t keep a wife or a job. And as much as I hate Nikki Haley, I refuse to believe that there is enough liquor in Columbia to get her to touch you.
Please prove me wrong.
By Earl Capps September 1, 2010 at 10:57 pm
South, I’ve been with my current employer for about 9 years now, so I guess you don’t know as much as you think about me. So what do YOU do for a living?
If Balsak had a ballsack, he’d put a name with his words. Words by a nobody based on nothing don’t hand anyone’s ass to anyone.
For someone who is a nobody, why do you care so much about me anyway?
By Martha Washington September 2, 2010 at 1:40 am
so tired of being forced to vote for the lesser of two evils…
LEAVE IT BLANK.
And in re to Capps….ooooo YUCK! I would deny it too!
By SnakeMD September 2, 2010 at 8:48 am
To my good buddy, the Sock Puppet, a.k.a.?
Pssssst. Hey Buddy, you talking to me? No, I’m talking to I. Talking to I? Then you must be talking to yourself. How can I be talking to myself when I’m really not the person who is talking? Come on now, you are a legend in your own mind. I know, I keep telling myself that all the time. Do you always talk to yourself? No, sometime I just answer myself before I open my mouth. How come you never correct yourself and only others? I’m just magnificent, aren’t I? Of course you are. You just told yourself so. How do you come up with so many clever names? Easy, they come to me at night with the voices. So, why do you type backwards into a mirror? I do so because the words then come out normal, left to right. So, what do you really see from your house? I see me and only me. Wow, that is so profound! I know I tell myself this every day. Do you always laugh alone? The world laughs not at me, but with me. Do you agree? Yes, I’m always right and funny, too. I must go…here comes the Chinese Plate Spinners with my ass on the top plate.
By Blazer September 2, 2010 at 10:00 am
Earl – Chill, we are just having fun. If you really did boink Nikki, you are a better man than over half of us here. Be glad and rejoice. So…………has it been awhile? She closes that tap pretty quick from what I hear…….
By Candy September 2, 2010 at 10:21 am
Martha – From what I have been reading……yes, there is a yuck factor. Nikki may be leaving a not-so-unexpectant surprise with her gentlemen…….and you can imagine how that is snowballing in all of her social circles. Half the people have their arms in slings so that they won’t be caught scratching.
By sick of your sikh denial September 2, 2010 at 11:14 am
If Earl, Mark, Larry, Will, or Thad had sex with Nikki, I do not care. What I care about are her lies. Her pathological lying will make for a very bad governor.
By Who Would Nikki Boink? September 2, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Earl,
“If Balsak had a ballsack, he’d put a name with his words.”
If he did that, then he wouldn’t be “Balsak.” He’d be that other guy, his creator.
Plus, an educated man like you — an instructor at the esteemed College of Charleston, no less — ought to be aware of the rich tradition of pseudonymous writing in this country’s political and literary history.
Quiz: Which conservative icon was responsible for the name “Publius” in the Federalist Papers?
Ever heard of “Boz”? That was Charles Dickens. How about “O. Henry”? Or “Mark Twain”?
Rod Shealy was “Cockwheat”!
You’ve roared with laughter at Rush Limbaugh’s antics, haven’t you?
Stop being such a politically correct killjoy, lighten up, and enjoy the humor. Pretend it’s a roast. David Hasselhof lived through his, and they showed him drunkenly eating a cheeseburger off the floor.
Meanwhile, did you pork Nikki with your Dickory Farms Pork Stick or not?
By SnakeMD September 2, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Who Would Nikki Boink = [SockPuppet] x [Strawman] = Law of Commutativity. You multiply more than an autotrophic ribosome. There is no beginning to your talent. We need to find you a girlfriend. Chinese Plate Spinner is still available if you need another moniker.
By Who Would Nikki Boink? September 2, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Snake MD:
WTF?
Are you some kind of mad scientist? A redneck Stephen Hawking?
Now there’s an oxymoron . . . .
Weird, though . …
By SnakeMD September 2, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Who Would Nikki Boink?:
I’m no redneck Stephen Hawking. Mr. Hawking has not seen his neck in years. Mr. Hawking’s book came out this week and he states he no longer believes that God lit the fuse on the Big Bang Theory. Hell, he doesn’t even believe that God threw the first pitch in, in this game we call life.
I’m more of a Max Plank kind of guy. He said: “…the mind is the matrix of all matter”
I’m not sure if Dickory Farms ever made a Pork Stick. It was all beef.
By CallMeMonica September 3, 2010 at 10:55 am
I’m still waiting on the evidence. Call me crazy, but all this speculation is a waste of time. With allegations that the whole thing is just a publicity stunt, I hope people are aware of the innocent victims that are being hurt by this. Namely, Mr.Capps and his family. Whether you believe it or not is unimportant, but I know that he has more class & tact than to get involved in anything like this. So I take back my earlier statement… not waiting on evidence, waiting instead for the apologies.
By Sicko September 5, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Monica, come on, I have it on good authority that Earl Capps’ daughters would love to see this stuff on their dear ol’ dad in the papers and on TV. Maybe after all those fat chicks he takes to events, he decided that if he was goig to be a playa, he would try something a little different? Nikki would be something very different.
By CallMeMonica September 6, 2010 at 11:54 am
Well thank God this will never make it to television or any credible newpaper — being that is simply the sick fantasy of of someone who is pushing their own ridiculous agenda without any regard for the truth. Even in the ass-backwards politics of this state, it is important to remember that there are still those who expect the facts to be checked before joining the cries of “SCANDAL.”