Melt Our Popsicles

Katy Perry was on the Today show Friday morning, which of course prompted our founding editor to immediately suspend all newsroom activities so that he could have some “alone time” with high definition network television.

Decked out in a pink tutu and skin-tight “vajazzled” leotard, Perry was on Today performing her hit song “California Gurls,” which contends that the women of the Golden State are “fine, fresh” and “fierce,” as well as “unforgettable” and “so hot (they)’ll melt your Popsicle.”

Hmmm … can Carolina girls do that (at least those not currently running for governor)?

Tssssssssss …

Anyway, to watch Perry’s performance, click here.

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Comments

  1. By @PerezHiltonSays August 27, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    The girl is too white, stupid and fat and outside of dat… What’s up with her neck, it is turtle-like no…?

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  2. By Al August 27, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Somebody wrote shit on her arm.

    I hope it’s an expiration date.

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  3. By Alphonse August 27, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    I was not focusing on her neck…would still like to see some vajazzeling in person. I think it’s an urban legend.

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  4. By Pussy Galore August 27, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    Sic – Does Nikki “vajazzle” her moneymaker???

    That would be so cool.

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  5. By Mayberry August 27, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    Fake moneymaker????

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  6. By James August 29, 2010 at 11:26 am

    Is florida watching and/or that gay Charleston School of Law professor in need of medication? Don’t forget to tell your therapist about your “naughty” obsession.

    P.S. KP is hot.

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  7. By Darth August 30, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Bak to da basics… Donna Rice and the Russell and Risher fray in tha house… good ol’ three R’s

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  8. By SnakeMD August 31, 2010 at 11:30 am

    I didn’t know Katy Perry was hard of hearing. Just noticed her hearing aid. Does she sign?

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