In news that Beavis and Butthead would appreciate, S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford is paying a visit to a Pageland, S.C. company called “Screwmatics” on Thursday.
Wait … is this an Argentine company?
And is his Latin lover Maria Belen Chapur joining him on the trip?
According to the governor’s media advisory, Screwmatics is “a 20-year-old Chesterfield County business that produces small parts for manufacturers and employs over 60 people.”
Small parts … hmmmm. “That’s what she said,” right Mark?
Anyway, no word yet on whether Sanford has another “hike along the Appalachian Trail” planned for after his visit.