By fitsnews – August 25, 2010
In news that Beavis and Butthead would appreciate, S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford is paying a visit to a Pageland, S.C. company called “Screwmatics” on Thursday.
Wait … is this an Argentine company?
And is his Latin lover Maria Belen Chapur joining him on the trip?
Because there’s just something about this visit that conjures up images of tan lines, soul mates and additional national embarrassment for the Palmetto state.
According to the governor’s media advisory, Screwmatics is “a 20-year-old Chesterfield County business that produces small parts for manufacturers and employs over 60 people.”
Small parts … hmmmm. “That’s what she said,” right Mark?
Anyway, no word yet on whether Sanford has another “hike along the Appalachian Trail” planned for after his visit.
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