Gaga, Bikinified

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By FITSNews || The last time we caught up with Lady Gaga (a.k.a. Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta), she was a dude – or at least dressing like one.  This time she’s in a leopard print two-piece … and we’re honestly not sure which is scarier.

One of the most talented young musicians in the world, Gaga represents a welcome stylistic departure from the typical popslut model (i.e. Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears).

Having said that, we’re still not sure what to think looking at her in a bikini …

In case it nudges your perception in one direction or the other, Gaga’s debut album, The Fame, has sold 15 million copies.  Her singles have sold more than 40 million copies.  Last month, Forbes magazine listed her as the fourth most “powerful and influential celebrity in the world” (and the second musician on the list).

And she’s only 24 …

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Pics: via The Beer Goggler

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  1. By Genomic Repairman July 29, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    She’s a brown bagger. Definitely a brown bagger.

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  2. By Rick July 29, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Ok . . . I Gah-gagged.

    With all the tattoos, it looks as if some drunk doodled all over her.

    I give her 4.5 yucks.

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  3. By Balsak Tee Baghar July 29, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    Greetings, happy humans everywhere!

    Why is Lady Gaga holding her nose in Picture Number 15!

    Is it for the purpose of avoiding her own vapors?

    So much to learn in my new homeland!

    Palin-Haley 2012!

    I can see India from my house!

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  4. By EasleyJack July 30, 2010 at 8:18 am

    New Black Panther Party definately won’t confuse her with a sister. Mos definately a white cracker.

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  5. By dirtbogger July 30, 2010 at 8:54 am

    thats one ugly shemale and her music sucks too. I do not understand the obsession with her. I do not care how many times the intertainment media tells me shes hot, you can only polish a turd so much and in the end you still have a turd.

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  6. By carl the greenskeeper July 30, 2010 at 9:45 am

    Oh, I don’t know. She’d be an upgrade at chez carl. I mean, when you’re used to hanging with varmints and vermin…. GaGa, you animal. Bark like a dog for me.

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  7. By Robert Hagwood July 30, 2010 at 10:12 am

    Lady Gaga is definately a dude.

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  8. By countryboy July 30, 2010 at 11:27 am

    If she’s not a dude, she’s at least a two bagger.

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  9. By PLW July 30, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    WTG guys, denigrate her a little more, and maybe you’ll be able to make up for the fact that she’s way more talented and successful than you could ever dream of being.

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  10. By Mike Traynor July 30, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    I would not touch that skank with your cigar.

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  11. By Rick July 30, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    PLW,

    I don’t deny that she’s musically talented and financially successful.

    But it still looks like a drunk with a ballpoint pen used her for a bar napkin.

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  12. By darksied July 30, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Never will understand what white people see in a ho like this. She makes Casper look tan and as far as talented, white folks can’t dance and Gaga makes a strong case for can’t sing either. Has she made money,yep, but so did the guy who invented aerosal hair for bald guys.

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  13. By Crooner July 30, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    I dunno. When she’s on her knees her hangy downy things look pretty good.

    Seriously unflattering pictures. I’m sure glad no one is following me around taking photos.

    When I was young I wanted to be rich and famous. When I got older I decided “fuck famous.”

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  14. By CNSYD July 30, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    The tattoos scream TRAILER TRASH!

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  15. By OhNoNotAgain July 30, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    She looks like Nicholas Cage in a couple of shots. I couldn’t look at them all.
    Nick Cage with, as stated above, hangy downy things.

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  16. By dick face July 30, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    “one of the most talented young musicians in the world” LMFAO! poker face? disco stick? please print the inane (gaga) lyrics of her songs and repeat that moronic claim. are you f-in stupid? are you f-in retarded? (are you calling her a musician because she played the piano on SNL?) honestly, the first time i saw this idiot in a music video i thought it was a spoof by christina aguilera or something. and now she’s the most famous pop star in the world and being praised as “one of the MOST TALENTED musicians in the world?” she’s a succesful corporate whore and a great student of madonna’s shock the public routine. but she’s nothing more than a stripper/prostitute turned living bobble headed spectacle hermaphrodite carnival freak show on tour. its funny how this site always pimps/praises the biggest stooges in all fields of endeavour. can someone please enlighten me on where the interests in conservative social and fiscal policies and mind controlled pop star slave puppets intersect? LMFAO! @today’s tuneage The Smiths. but of course lady gaga is a musical genius. do you write this garbage with a straight face?

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  17. By snodgrass July 30, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    There are millions of humble, wholesome human beings going totally unnoticed and struggling just to get by. Meanwhile, this decadent freak is becoming rich and famous.

    I wonder who we should blame for that.

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  18. By Matti Viikate July 31, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    Looking good, but we all already knew that.

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  19. By SnakeMD August 1, 2010 at 9:25 am

    “…she’s nothing more than a stripper/prostitute turned living bobble headed spectacle hermaphrodite carnival freak show on tour.”
    Well said Richard Face! That about sums it up. How would you describe the suckers who buy into this tramp-stamp-bitch freak show?

    Is she truly a hermaphrodite? How does she pack her junk? If she does posses a third leg maybe her next album could be “The Tripod Tour”

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  20. By follydude August 6, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    thank you, she’s lovely.

    why does Heinz make 57 and Baskin-Robbins make 32?

    variety is the spice of life.

    it appears most of the posters on this site need to get one.

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  21. By SnakeMD August 7, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    To Follydude:
    And why does Trojan make 12 different types of condoms? Because there are dozens of STDs you can catch sampling such a lady as pictured above. Penicillin will also protect you from the different spices of life. Go jump in the pool and don’t forget your swim cap bro!

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