By FITSNews || We’ve all seen the infamous photo of our founding editor Will Folks with Gov. Mark Sanford and his likely successor, State Rep. Nikki Haley (R-Lexington). In fact, the photo was used earlier this month by the S.C. Democratic Party in an ad attacking Haley for … wait for it … bringing positive national press to South Carolina (imagine that).
What has the public not seen, though?
A picture of Haley and Columbia, S.C. lobbyist Larry Marchant, who claims to have had a one-night stand with the state lawmaker at a conference in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Anyway, we were going through some of our old photo files in preparation of FITS big upgrade next month when we stumbled upon this picture of Haley and Marchant at a 2009 fundraiser.
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Ahhh, memories …
By George July 22, 2010 at 3:24 pm
The fluffy/flannel tie actually makes Larry Marchant look like a man here, unlike his other pics. I’m impressed.
By Catherine July 22, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Who is that really ugly dude on the right?
By Old Bike Dude July 22, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Poor Nikki standing naked in the rain
In a pool of creamy goo
Crying as her lighter shade of pale
turns to hairy brown
By ceilidh10 July 22, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Big Horse Teeth
By Genaral July 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Well this is for sure that she is not wearing skin whitening creams in this picture as she does now.
And also this picture does not have touch up… Now her campaign photographers do touchup to make her face look whiter. A huge change in just one year!!!
By Good Ole Boy July 22, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Nikki is definitely “two faced.” She’s either decent or not-so-decent — depending on the angle, lighting, etc. This is not one of her better pics.
By At a Fundraiser??? July 22, 2010 at 4:57 pm
This was taken at a fund raiser? It looks like it was taken in an abandon old kid’s room or an abandon storage classroom some where maybe…which makes her an Larry all that much creepier than we orginally imagined, and yes – we orginally imagined them as creepy.
By At a Fundraiser??? July 22, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Really creepy
By Cancerman July 22, 2010 at 5:19 pm
My god she looks like Mr fucking Ed with those teeth!!!
http://www.jokedujour.com/barn/horse-teeth.jpg
By snodgrass July 22, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Is that a pube in her teeth?
By Jeff July 22, 2010 at 6:55 pm
She looks like Mr. Fucking Ed with those teeth…..now that’s funny as shit! Only one thing could be funnier…..that’s when she pulls them teeth out at night…..then she looks like Mr. Ed’s ass hole!
By Mrs. Ethel Krabitz July 22, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Larry has that cheesy, aging Dash Riprock look. Nikki just looks unkempt.
By wayne July 22, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Let’s see her booty.
By Cal July 22, 2010 at 8:53 pm
People that leave comments like these are either Jealous, sick of Democrats. But then again, they are probably all three.
By Cal July 22, 2010 at 8:54 pm
That should have been Jealous, sick, or Democrats.
By lavenderwolf July 22, 2010 at 8:56 pm
soon(six months and eleventeen days) Sic will(plausibly) release the photos which will catapult both the Comet and his own inestimably straight-up self into the raucous heights of tell-it-tall
By OhNoNotAgain July 22, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Nikki, did you sleep with this guy?
Naaaaaayyyyyhaaayyy.
I believe you. Here. You want some hay?
Yaaaaayy.
By Rick July 22, 2010 at 9:15 pm
My god . . . she looks like Steve Carrell.
By Old Bike Dude July 22, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Jeff that’s some funny shit. And did somebody say sic was sikh. No sic is Presbyterian, Haley is sikh. Or is it sihk. Fuck, who knows.
By Gary July 22, 2010 at 11:21 pm
Slick Willie has to publish ANY thing remotely Haley..( and he will continue to do that to get some hits and to trash Haley) and as I have said before the whole brigade from mental asylum comes alive. Even the strongest psychotic drugs and injections can not keep them sedated- such is the powerful name of Nikki Haley.
Keep spitting on the sky folks, and look at your own face in the mirror fully spattered.
By Mrs. Ethel Krabitz July 23, 2010 at 4:36 am
Cal,
AU CONTRAIRE, my typing and capitalizing-challenged friend. I am neither sick nor jealous of Nikki Haley. PUH-LEASE. She can’t hold a candle to me in the looks department. On the other hand, I certainly can’t hold a candle to her in the uhhhhh, let’s just say, “loose panties” department.
Know what a slut is? Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. LIKE LARRY AND SIC! LMAO!!
and for the love of all that’s holy, I’m not a Democrat.
By eggaday July 23, 2010 at 7:57 am
she looks and talks like bobby jindal
By Jeff July 23, 2010 at 8:37 am
Gary…that’s surely some self righteous B.S. that you are dishing out there! And to OBD…As for Hikki Nail-he…the uhhhh…I can’t remember where I sat on the plane, I’m for transparency for everybody but me…lying through her horse teeth candidate for Gubernor,…whether she is sick, sikh, sihk or slick…Sic claims that she flicked his bick! The question here is…is Sic gonna put his money where his mouth is (and lay it all out…no pun intended) or is Sic just blowing smoke about putting his mouth where Nail-he’s money maker is….I’m with you, who fuckin’ knows?
By Scooter July 23, 2010 at 10:39 am
It was not a one night stand! How can so many people fall for her lies? Man, I just do not get it. I guess her aged look comes from so many late nights and trying to keep family and friends from finding out what she is doing. WAKE UP, voters. If you want another Sanford, and if you want someone who lies so easily, and fights with the legislature, vote for her. If you want change, do not even think of it. I will promise you one thing, if she wins, we all lose.
By Balsak Tee Baghar July 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Warm, darling goddess, you have a smile that could light up the darkest black hole of Calcutta!
Observe how your sexiness even made an effeminate man behave as if he were a masculine horndogger!
This miracle did not go unnoticed by the people!
Keep shining your smile into all the dark places!
Soon our underdeveloped, Fourth World swamp of a failed state will bask in the prosperous warmth of all your toothy smiles!
These beautiful ivory tusks will never be on the endangered list in my book!
Look at you, my beautiful giraffe!
Your neck is at least five times longer than that of the short-fingered pudgy lobbyist next to you!
Palin-Haley 2012!
I can see India from my house!
By Toyota Kawaski July 23, 2010 at 1:55 pm
She has a neck longer than former brave Otis Nixon
By MPA Tiger July 23, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Knit tie? Really?
By Name July 23, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Balsak you are the worst raghead India can ever produce…
By Cal July 23, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Mrs. Krabitz, my typing may not be the best in the world, but I certainly don’t have to brag about my looks. Apparently, you think that you do. If you are as good looking as you think you are, maybe you should be in the movies. Either prove that Ms. Haley has “loose Panties” or shut up. But then again, people like you have nothing else to do but run other people down without proof and brag about themselves hoping that someone will believe it. Out of respect, I would not call you a “slut” without knowing you, but you apparently know exactly what one is….I wonder how you came about this knowledge????????????
By Scooter July 25, 2010 at 10:21 pm
I really do not have a dog in the “fight” between Cal and Mrs. Krabitz, but in defense of Mrs. K., I do believe Mrs. Haley’s panties are loose. Well, I wasn’t there, but friend was. Oops.
By dentist in Lexington July 28, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I am concerned about the infidelity issues, the religion issues, but most about the lying issues. Just tell the truth. People respect the truth. They can deal with the truth. Do not jepeordize the republican party this way. If you are Sikh, then I really have a proplem. Sikhism is a combination of muslim and hindu, thus the turbans worn. I see you father in Publix all the time and cannot get past the burgandy turban. Both your and Jindal’s parents came from the Punjab region, city of Amristar to be exact. Punjab is a province of Pakistan. The city of Amristar sits one hour from Islalabad. I read the article written by Haley’s father in regard to spiritual evolution. It was published in the TRI-STATE MUSLIM! Fact! I know this family and they are not “down to earth in any way”.
By Gomer Pile July 29, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Why isn’t anyone questioning Sheheen’s religion and ethnic background?
By Gomer Pile July 29, 2010 at 9:22 pm
SHEHEEN: Isn’t he of Lebanese decent? Catholic? Someone please clarify.
By James the Foot Soldier August 1, 2010 at 9:26 am
Doesn’t She-he support the Catholic Church’s cover-up of its crimes against thousands of young boys and the hundreds of millions of dollars paid in hush-hush settlements through his continued “worship” and moenetary donations to the Catholic Church?