By FITSNews || Two years ago, making fun of Jennifer Love Hewitt had become sort of a cottage industry around here … but what were we supposed to do?
Seriously, she was inhaling cheeseburgers like it was some sort of speed-eating competition and her thighs were as big as an NFL offensive lineman’s.
Of course, since then JLH has gotten her bangin’ body back and admitted to adorning her “area” with jewels (a.k.a. vajazzling). On top of that, it was recently revealed that she would be playing a former Texas beauty queen turned masseuse turned … prostitute.
Yes!
Unfortunately, we’ve since learned that this is a made-for-TV movie (editor’s note: shrinkage) and that it will air on the Meredith Baxter Birney … err, Lifetime Network (editor’s note: double shrinkage).
“The thing that I really liked about the project, that I’m really proud of, is we could have pushed the envelope even more, but we chose not to,” Hewitt said recently in promoting the film. “It’s not about how naked can she be. We walk a very classy line of telling the story and doing it with integrity.”
So in other words JLH will play a “hooker with a heart of gold.” One that keeps her clothes on.
Grrrrrrr ….
By EB July 13, 2010 at 6:03 pm
JLH said,
“It’s not about how naked can she be. We walk a very classy line of telling the story and doing it with integrity.”
Does this mean she would probably not pull down her panties and sit on my face for a dollar.
That dollar is going to the purchase of a brand new plug of chewing tobacco.
By Jake July 13, 2010 at 8:48 pm
The only compliment I may ever pay to my former masters…
I used to think Raegan Quinn looked a little bit like a version of JLH.
By PoliticiansFML July 14, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Bet she has magnificent tan lines.