By FITSNews || Ever since we got traded from the Presbyterians to the Lutherans two years ago, our church batting average has increased dramatically. Maybe the Lord quit “laying so much guilt on us” (a la Annie Savoy), or perhaps we just found a “church home” where the members were focused on worshiping as opposed to getting into Bushwood.
Seriously … Sic Willie was even asked to usher last week, and not only did he refrain from stealing the collection plate he only up-downed two female parishioners during communion.*
Not bad, not bad …
Anyway, we make fun of Christians (particularly Bob Jonesers) the same way we make fun of everybody around here – and one of our favorite things to make fun of them for is the way they routinely find the face of Jesus staring back at them in random places … like in bacon, or on curtains.
The most recent Jesus sighting?
A field in Hungary. Puspokladany, to be precise.
Here it is …
Wow. Pretty impressive.
Of course, being omnipresent, Jesus is also in Photoshop.
*Editor’s Note: Three parishioners including his wife.
By sclawboy July 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm
You go to church? Apparently it’s not working…
By snodgrass July 9, 2010 at 7:29 pm
I once saw Obama’s face in my pay stub. Does that count?
By Lera July 9, 2010 at 11:02 pm
You forgot the grilled cheese sandwich they had on eBay. Or was that the Virgin Mary? Does that count if your not Catholic??? Potato–Potatoe! And only twice?? I’m not buying the only two female parishioners bit–Prety picture though.
Wonder if you can Photoshop a rational thought into a politicians head??? Maybe someday….
By Boz Martin July 10, 2010 at 12:50 am
That ain’t Jesus. It’s a cartoon version of some dude that plays bass in an alt.country band in Amsterdam, gettin’ off on something or other through some kinda nargola thing stuck in his nose while wearing those big-ass eyeshade things. I got the real Jesus on the sice of that old beat-up knotty pine chiffarobe in my basement, which is why I haven’t busted it up yet.
By Balsak Tee Baghar July 10, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Greetings,
Once I saw a Vishnu in the coals of my tandoor!
It gave me nightmares for a year!
I never want to look inside there again!
Palin-Haley 2012!
I can see India from my house!
By SnakeMD July 10, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Jesus has always been outstanding in his field! To quote the Dube Brothers: “Jesus is all right with me…”
By Crooner July 12, 2010 at 11:55 am
That’s not Jesus. Where are the blue eyes?
By SnakeMD July 12, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Crooner–It is Jesus among the fields, not Sinatra. Why would you want a crooner in your hedgerow?