LiLo’s Jail Sentence Needs To Bring The Sexy Back

By FITSNews || We haven’t been paying much attention lately to our all-time favorite freckled popslut, Lindsay Lohan.

It’s sad, but in our defense Lohan really hasn’t done anything sexy lately.

Sure, she embarked on the path of re-lesbianization back in March (this time with a hottie), but since then we’ve seen precious little in the way of public eighth-grade makeout sessions with her and her new girl – and way too much of LiLo falling down and making an ass out of her uncharacteristically unattractive self.  Needless to say, her professional career is in the crapper, too … as evidenced by her recent reliance on heroin “chic” photo shoots and stuff that was controversial back in the 1980s.

Yeah … Kate Moss and Madonna called, Lindsey.

So what gives?

Seriously, the bad girl thing is hot, no doubt, but it helps to remain vertical, girlfriend.

Anyway, a spate of recent bad behavior has landed Lindsay in jail.  In fact, she begins serving a 90-day sentence later this month for violating the terms of her parole – although she is expected to serve just three weeks.

Hopefully her time in the slammer will give her cause for pause … she can be a bad girl all she wants, but in order to keep people interested you’ve got to keep up “appearances.”  Or “appearance” in this case.

Translation?

Pull it together, baby.

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